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While the ashes of marriage #2 were cooling, I began a journal here in verse, to keep myself out of trouble. So far so good, and one day at a time. I took a hiatus this past January, and I missed it terribly. Writing daily had changed the way I think - not my opinions, but the process of thinking itself. So here I am back again, and hungry. I began with three rules: (1) Iambic pentameter, (2) Perfect rhyme, and (3) It had to be true (no hyperbole). I hereby amend rule number 3: If I'm writing about myself, yes, it has to be true. But it doesn't, if I want to tell a story.

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SEPTEMBER 5, 2010 2:03AM

Pets #3. Saturday Sep 4, 2010

Rate: 6 Flag

The neighbors' cat and dog have traded places.
Again.  The one is here, the other there.
The cat's a claustrophobe; apartment spaces
Had kept him clawing at the door for air.

The night the dog was baying at the door,
His owner worked a shift with EMS.
She picked him up, a little after four.
That's four, a.m. -- then got some sleep, I guess.

In sev'ral weeks she's moving back.  But now,
The cat is in the yard, and known to brood,
Pretending feral thoughts.   He'll eat, somehow.
A possum and a woodchuck took his food.

He's puzzling out the coming and the going,
And hoping they'll be done when it starts snowing.

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What you've got here is an issue.
Also, your rate button is almata.
nighty night bard!!! May sleep and peace prevail in your future! r
"He's puzzling out the coming and the going,
And hoping they'll be done when it starts snowing."

Just like the rest of us.
Seems they want things to be the way they were, the way they understood. May nights come soon when all sleep well and feel at peace.
"Pretending feral thoughts." I get cats. ~r
Hi everyone. Thank you for following my saga of the neighbors' pets. I'm posting yet another one tonight. But first -

- Kim: you know, I googled "almata" and got back another city, but this time in Kazakhstan. I'm guessing that's not it. And... issue? Now that's exactly what I need. Another issue.

- Canuck: you're right about that dog. He accepts everything but being left alone in the apartment overnight. I'm not sure how the cat is doing with the other animals... although the woodchuck could explain some really spooky cat sounds under my window lately.

- Muse, nighty night to you -- hey wait a minute 8:46am?, what time zone are you in?

- ladyslipper, yes, you can include me in that as well.

- anna1, yes sometimes I would like things to be they way I understood them to be as well.

- Joan, yes, this big brave kitty hunted a baby bird in the nest the other day. It's wasn't a blue jay of course. Not THAT feral.

Thanks everyone. Time to post and turn in. Goodnight! Get some rest!
That's exactly what you've got, DB - a rate button in Kazakhstan.
I hope they're online and speak english and can get their heads around the whole american dog/cat conundrum.
I'm continuing to rate you, international consequences or not.