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While the ashes of marriage #2 were cooling, I began a journal here in verse, to keep myself out of trouble. So far so good, and one day at a time. I took a hiatus this past January, and I missed it terribly. Writing daily had changed the way I think - not my opinions, but the process of thinking itself. So here I am back again, and hungry. I began with three rules: (1) Iambic pentameter, (2) Perfect rhyme, and (3) It had to be true (no hyperbole). I hereby amend rule number 3: If I'm writing about myself, yes, it has to be true. But it doesn't, if I want to tell a story.

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NOVEMBER 30, 2010 1:51AM

5 Syllables. Monday Nov 29, 2010

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A colleague once, had never seen haiku.
I took it as a mission then, to teach,
And struck with inspiration, wrote him two -
- then counted syllables contained in each.

He had his coffee, while I put them up
(His whiteboard made an excellent display).
He took a sip, and then put down his cup,
And read the wisdom I'd come by to say.

He took the lesson in, and then he stood.
Convinced my motives all were to the good,
I watched him reading through my little gem,
Then... adding one more line to one of them.

With irony impossible to miss,
He added simply,
                                     "What the fuck is this."

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Love it!

Haiku is such a wonderful form. Brief and to the point.

OK... here is my favorite, from a bit of internet flotsam I saw a few years back (from a friend who works at Intel):

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Low
road
moon be warm
(5)
how
then a
bitter glass so
(7)
a tide
now
a form
(5)
Ha! Apparently he read with his mind and not his heart.
The powerful thud of magic missed. Almost. Magic for us this morning. Thanks for this.
yep.... the last line of any poem should be the strongest!
I simply love your poetry. The words, the surprises and the wisdom!
Hilarious! You can teach someone to haiku but you can't poetize their comprehension of the form.
I love Haiku! It is a shame he didn't have the smarts to interpret the meaning. Good on you for trying though!
Loved this one Bard, loved it.
A hymn to a great him. And who needs him?
What a fun place to work - this was awesome :)
Just 5 little syllables ... 5 little words ... but oh so hugely telling!
Hi everyone. To my friend's credit, he's actually quite brilliant.

froggy, thanks. I do remember that one, from a long time ago.

JP. thanks (1)

Pilgrim, he actually read with an eye to an ironic twist. He was a little crass sometimes, but always clever.

anna1, thanks. He really didn't miss anything - he just wanted to shoot bottle rockets at it.

Midwest, perfect. Perfect.

Lea, why thank you. I wish I had more time to read as well.

Cathy, you're correct. But you know, I still would like to meet a fluent Japanese and English poet, so I could find out why the heck 5-7-5 means so much to them.

pastvoices, he had the smarts. He was just ready to challenge, at all times.

trilogy, thank you. I also loved his reply. Funny how looking for material makes me dredge up these little moments.

Leon, still, he *was* awfully clever.

Y Heron, actually, it was indeed a fun place to work. I learned a lot.

Kate, yes. But on several levels, some of them less obvious. He was a brilliant guy.

That's all, everyone. Thank you for keeping me in readers. I see some time shaking loose on Sunday, and I will knuckle down and read, read, read. Until then... goodnight!