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While the ashes of marriage #2 were cooling, I began a journal here in verse, to keep myself out of trouble. So far so good, and one day at a time. I took a hiatus this past January, and I missed it terribly. Writing daily had changed the way I think - not my opinions, but the process of thinking itself. So here I am back again, and hungry. I began with three rules: (1) Iambic pentameter, (2) Perfect rhyme, and (3) It had to be true (no hyperbole). I hereby amend rule number 3: If I'm writing about myself, yes, it has to be true. But it doesn't, if I want to tell a story.

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DECEMBER 22, 2010 1:56AM

After Moore: VII. Tuesday Dec 21, 2010

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*Spoiler alert!* This is a serial - don't jump into the middle! Part I is here.

"So if you don't exist, how come you're there?
The cat is in your lap.  You're drinking tea.
I haven't got a chimney anywhere.
You just - appeared?" 
                                            He lit his pipe.  "You see,

"The questions can make anyone insane.
You'll hit epistemology in time.
I'd rather just give out a candy cane
And let you people work the paradigm."

"Your voice - you read to me sometimes, at night.
And after Mom and Dad had gone to bed."
"I do that in the summer.  Work is light,
I get to know the books that way," he said.

"Have you read Clement Moore?"  He stroked the cat.
"That guy that wrote the poem?  He called me fat."

- End of Part VII -

Go to Part VIII.

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This is getting quite fun!
Isn't this, somehow, everyone's dream to sit and have a quiet chat with a cup of tea and a cat upon his lap. From this what conversational magic might arise. Loving this, Bard.
how you do this I'll never know....r
The voice ... his voice ... In ever eager anticipation, I hang on each and every wonderful word of this glorious Christmas story.

The wonder and the magic are all here.

Thank you, DB.

Yours in true admiration
Kate
Hi everyone. The next post is the final episode. Thank you so much for staying with me every night.

It's very late (yet again). Please accept a general, and very broad, thank you.

And goodnight.
laughing at this one

and Santa reading at night during the summer? a dream come true
Do you think he ever ventures here to read. Again, I am late to the reading and yet there was no disappointment!