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While the ashes of marriage #2 were cooling, I began a journal here in verse, to keep myself out of trouble. So far so good, and one day at a time. I took a hiatus this past January, and I missed it terribly. Writing daily had changed the way I think - not my opinions, but the process of thinking itself. So here I am back again, and hungry. I began with three rules: (1) Iambic pentameter, (2) Perfect rhyme, and (3) It had to be true (no hyperbole). I hereby amend rule number 3: If I'm writing about myself, yes, it has to be true. But it doesn't, if I want to tell a story.

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APRIL 21, 2011 8:17PM

Why the Sea Is Salt I.

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It's not that I haven't WANTED to post.  It's that I can't stop working.  Two jobs, each in software (be happy one is not air traffic controller), and there just isn't a lot of brain space available at the end of the day.  But the kids are away on vacation with their mom, so instead of going to bed at a decent hour all week, I started a new story.

I was all prepared to do a setting of several very small, and very beautiful stories from an unexpected source.  But I've been working too hard, to do an emotional piece just now.  So beauty will have to wait: this story isn't about your heartstrings.  It's just a great yarn.

It's from Norway.  My sister tells me she remembers reading the story in a book, when we were kids.  I don't remember, but I'm sure she's right - she has a steel-trap memory for words and stories.  I found it at the public library, in a collection published in the 1960's, and was able to work back to a public domain source in The Blue Fairy Book by Andrew Lang (Longmans, Green and Co., London, 1889).  As always, it's all armchair research - I do love Google, yes I do.

And I love this story.  I hope you do too.

 

                            I.

One frozen Christmas, centuries ago,
A man who'd always had to beg to eat
Went visiting his brother in the snow,
In boots that barely covered up his feet.

His brother was a miser, and the wealth
That filled his house was something to behold.
The poorer man, in miserable health,
Approached his brother's doorway, in the cold,

To ask if he could spare a little bread,
Or cheese, or meat, to have a Christmas meal.
The brother opened up the door and said,
"It's you again?  What tiresome appeal

"Has got you begging, darkening my door,
And asking me again for more, and more?"

The man replied, "A little bit to eat,
For Christmas then?  Perhaps a scrap of meat?"

The brother asked, "Why don't you go away?
No, wait - will you do anything I say
If I give you a ham for Christmas day?"

"A ham?  Well, I'd do anything at all!"

The miser said, "Then go.  To Dead Man's Hall!"

To Dead Man's Hall?  That place?  On Christmas, too?
But there was nothing he could say, or do.

 

End of Part I. Go to Part II.

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Ho, there! A yarn about salt, most excellent! I look forward to reading about Dead Man's Hall dressed up in verse.
Oh - love it already. You've been missed, my friend. Don't work TOO hard.
i'm glad you found even the littlest bit of time for writing poetry, since it takes not much at all for you to get a story going. this is so good, again.
A ham is such a gorgeous prize
To tempt a hungry poor man's eyes,
To send him on a trip of dread
Where horrors lurk in halls of dead.
What could be in the rich man's mind
To prompt a journey so unkind?
We're jumping right in here, aren't we?

I am continually amazed by how easy you make this look. You're quite the talent, sir.
Enjoyed as always. I wonder, why you always choose a story with a lesson to learn. I laugh and wonder if you are looking for that too. R
Ooo, I do hope the miser gets what's coming to him. Or was this Dickens's inspiration?
Why am I thinking of tears. Lovely to hear your voice again, Bard.
there is a Kenyan story I learned when small about a miser and his brother, about salt and wanting too much in life
this speaks to me, in echoes, and I'm ready to follow
It’s difficult to describe the pleasure of coming back in from the cold. Thank you all for being here. The last few weeks have been a little single-minded, and it’s nice to take up residence on the other side of my brain for a little while. No false modesty here: these stories would not be happening this year, if you had not come by so faithrully, last year. So thanks for being around, folks.

Oh, and about Dead Man’s Hall. The original story is a little light in its treatment. I guess there’s a reason Dante wasn’t Norwegian.

catch – yes, a yarn about salt. Don’t lose the thread.

trilogy – I think it’s genetic. It’s something I’ve heard all my life. And I have missed YOU a great deal.

Candace – well, it’s not exactly the um, tiniest bit. You know. Not tiny. It just pushes bedtime back a little further. But if you keep coming back, then I’ll stay up and write.

Jan – hey, why aren’t YOU doing this?

Pilgrim – I really can’t think of a nicer compliment. Thank you. And as to jumping in – your single comment on my last story (“But he didn’t get any answers to the first three questions, it seems”) has me on my toes to keep the story sharp and clear. And I’m trying to pare things down a little more, than in the last two. There’s a reason for all this, I hope.

hugs – it’s funny, I’m not on a quest for stories that teach us anything, really. I think it’s inverted – I’m looking for stories that are screaming for me to try my hand at them. Maybe those are the stories that just made great storytelling in the first place.

Matt – No clues! No clues! You gotta stay with it! And buy this $5 bag of popcorn for each episode!

anna1 – oh gosh, you make me want to spill the beans. But no! No clues! No clues!

vanessa – Did you say Kenya? I haven’t found anything I like from Africa yet. Can you PM me some suggestions?

Thank you all, again and again. Okay, gotta go work on the next one! (I’m writing roughly 3 days ahead of posting. I know how it ends… nyah, nyah NYAH nyah… nyah…)
Oh I have missed you!!!!! I am not doing much here of late, but now I know a story is in the works, I will, at the least, make it here for this!