Sugar Bubba (Category: Men Seeking Women)

Attractive, professional, well-spoken, nice-dressed 65-year-old man seeks sugar mama. I live in Austin on a 3rd floor unit with fantastic views of I-35. The unit also features very discreet parking between the pickup trucks. I am looking for exclusivity so will (theoretically) be available to you 24 x 7. I am single and don't have any children that know my address. I am also a fabulous cook and can provide gourmet meals should you require them. I am a qualified intellectual so I make an excellent listener, and I have a great love of conversation. I have also worked for many years in different jobs so I am a clever, charming companion in just about any situation. I love sex, especially with a willing partner. I am certified in four bodywork disciplines, three of them legal. I will require a generous weekly allowance in return for all of the above. Paypal accepted. ~ Sugar Bubba

What the hell. It’s worth a try isn’t it? Holly Hill’s “Sugar Babe” was one of the hot “beach reads” this year, and popularized the term "Negotiated Infidelity."

 I don’t see why her formula for success can’t be adapted for other demographics. What’s sauce for the goose and all that.

I mean seriously, I look killer in a tuxedo. You can take me anywhere, Sugar Pants.

And you can call me Bub when we’re alone.

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