This holiday season, give yourself the gift of a new, intoxicating fragrance: "Blameless" by Sarah Palin.  "Blameless" combines a sultry blend of evasion, delusion, and hypocrisy distilled with the musky scent of moose and hockey mask.  Simply dab a bit of "Blameless" behind the ears or apply directly to the brain and your self-righteous indignation will be irresistible. But don't take our word for it, just ask Sarah:

"Problems defending your Kmart-issued credentials to that nasty ole GOP?"

whispers: Blamelesssssssss

"Caught with your I.Q. showing in an interview with that 'perky' journalist?"

whispers: Blamelesssssssss

"Exploiting your kids to sell a few books?"

whispers: Blamelessssssss

Get "Blameless" and enjoy your fifteen minutes of shame.

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