Yahoo News now features a news tab for "Dinosaurs and Fossils." When you click on it it takes you right to Joan River's and Hugh Heffner's websites.

 More women are coming forward in the Tiger Woods fiasco. These women are accusing Tiger Woods of making their cracker ass husbands think they can play golf.

 Scientists have declared Acid Ocean the "evil twin of climate change."  Much like MaryKate is the evil twin of the Olsens.

 In the battle on Capitol Hill for health care reform, Senator John McCain is calling for a thorough examination of the new bill. McCain stated, "I don't think it would be outrageous to ask for a bill that we haven't seen, read." If only he had felt that way about Sarah Palin's credentials.

In related news, Republicans threatened to delay senate business with a health care read-a-thon. Fortunately for Democrats, former President George Bush had already returned his copy of The Very Hungry Goat to the Crawford library.

Wendy's Double Cheeseburger w/ Everything and Cheese was declared the unhealthiest hamburger on the market. It comes in at a whopping 700 calories with cheese. Without cheese, 2.

Hugh Grant returns to the big screen after a two year hiatus from film. The actor said he suffered from panic attacks while making his last film-- a location film shot in his Porsche with a co-star who happened to be a hooker.

Nickelodeon announced it had ordered 26 more episodes of its hit show SpongeBob SquarePants.  This season features a controversial episode where Bob is mistaken for the contraceptive Today Sponge.

Still looking for a holiday gift? Try Glenn Beck's The Christmas Sweater, a story about an incredibly ugly, offensive, piece of crap rejected by millions.