The Huffington Post released a list of the top sex tapes of 2009. Not to be confused with the best-selling book, The Clinton Tapes.

Karol Rove officially became divorced this week. Reports stated the split was amicable; Rove will still be allowed visitation rights at the Crawford Ranch and George will get to keep his Sping Break '86 shot glass collection.

Drummer Lars Ulrich of the legendary metal rock group, Metallica, said in an interview that he suffers from ringing in his ears after playing hard rock for more than 35 years.  Ulrich blamed the condition on his lack of protection, which also explains his scorching case of herpes.

Many hot holiday items such as iPods, cell phones, and Wii systems boosted retails sales this season.  Some items that didn't sell so well:

• Maverick Mighties: John McCain's line of adult diapers 

• Styrofoam dinner sets

• Tub-o-Lard from the makers of Playdough

• Most homes

Struggling car manufactorer GM is attempting to offload its inventory of cars. As part of an incentive to buy GM cars, the company announced that each vehicle is equipped with a state-of-the-art anti-theft device, also known as a GM car.

Senior citizen volunteers are banding together to fight Medicare fraud.  These aging vigilantes will be looking out for your best interest between the hours of 4am and 1pm and every other Sunday morning at Keeno.

Comedy Central announed it will not renew the Jeff Dunham show. The comedian, known for his act that incorporated a variety of puppets said: "After Bush and Cheney left the White House, I guess talking dummies just didn't hold the same appeal."