Notes From Northern California
D.M. Schwartz
- Location
- Fair Oaks, California, USA
- Bio
- Architect, engineer, writer, in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada.
To find my stories on the Web, search Amazon or Google: "D.M. Schwartz."
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Agree or disagree?
Comments, please.”
February 04, 2010 12:01AM - “Better late than never,
Patricia. My wife learned from
one of
those what not
wear…”
February 03, 2010 05:16PM - “Everybody;
I
updated my post to reflect
Toyota's 28 January press
release.
Cheers,
D…”
January 28, 2010 10:39AM - “Thanks, Bonnie. Let's
hope Toyota learned a
lesson.
Best
Regards,
David”
January 27, 2010 10:50PM - “Paul;
Good
post, though I side with the
SCOTUS minority. The
comments
above
illust…”
January 25, 2010 12:24PM
D.M. Schwartz's Links
Nuke the Filibuster, Now!

Strom Thurmond AP Photo
Strom Thurmond, at the time a Democrat, filibustered for over 24 hours in 1957, stalling civil rights legislation. The Republicans threatened to en
… Read full post »Toyota Owners’ Gas Pedal Test

Over 5 million Toyotas have been recalled due to potential gas pedal or related floor mat issues. Many Toyota owners are wondering about their own accelerators. Given the rarity of accidents caused by pedal sticking, the chances of your Toyota’s accelerator malfunctioning are slim. If
… Read full post »Toyota’s Billion Dollar Mistake

A Simple Steel Spring
28 January 2010 -- Toyota announced they are extending their gas pedal recall to over 3 million cars and trucks and halted the production of 8 affected vehicle production lines. They said it had something to do with a flawed part supplied by CTS Corp of
… Read full post »Hey Barack, Take Your Friggin’ Gloves Off!

So, the Democrats have lost their super-majority in the U.S. Senate because Coakley’s campaign croaked, bigtime. The moaning I’ve heard about this is kind of silly; as if the super-majority was solid in the first place, considering Joe Lieberman, among other Hardly-Democrats. The
… Read full post »Ready For Your Earthquake, St. Louis?

Haiti’s ongoing disaster reminds us that Mother Nature can be a real bitch from time to time. We sympathize with the Haitians, but most Americans won’t give their own earthquake safety a second thought, except those of us who live in California. We know the Big One is… Read full post »
Finally, I’m Off the TSA Watch List!

It only took 4 years. Somehow, in 2005 I was put on the Transportation Security Administration’s airline passenger watch list. I couldn’t get a boarding pass on the Web and was interviewed by airline staff every time I traveled. When the TSA offered innocent travelers a means to… Read full post »
Blow Yourself Up – Make Your Wife Proud

I read today that Defne Bayrak, the Turkish wife of Humam Khalil Abu-Mulal al-Balawi, the Jordanian doctor identified as the attacker who killed 8 CIA agents in Afghanistan said, "I am proud of my husband. My husband accomplished a very big operation in such a war. If he is a
… Read full post »Dave’s Famous (ex-secret) BBQ Sauce

Backyard Campfire by Ellie
I barbecue year-round, relying on the oven in bad weather, so this recipe gets a lot of use. To be perfectly honest, my secret BBQ sauce is famous only within our extended family and among my colleagues. Every holiday season, somebody tells me I
… Read full post »Avatar Rules – Don’t Think, Enjoy!
I just returned from experiencing the i-Max 3D in-your-face spectacle of James Cameron’s sci-fi extravaganza, Avatar. Long story short: very impressive and very entertaining.
Having read most of the pro reviews out there, I knew there were questions about plot, dialog… Read full post »
But, Can Tiger Woods Beat Wilt Chamberlain?

Tiger Woods is arguably the best golfer the world has ever seen. Wilt Chamberlain was the greatest basketball player of all time. They are certainly comparable in terms of sports greatness. However, in one key area there’s no comparison, at least not yet. When it came to womanizing, Wil… Read full post »
Buggy Whip Monopoly Near?

After nearly nine months of negotiations, Comlash, the nation’s largest buggy whip distributor, announced an agreement on Thursday to acquire Nothing But Whipping Universal (NBW Universal) from the General Equestrian Company (G.E.).
The deal valued NBW at about $30… Read full post »
Vader Met Obama; Secret Service Apologizes

WASHINGTON — President Obama and his wife, Michelle, had a face-to-face encounter with the Sith Lord who sneaked into a state dinner at the White House this week, White House officials acknowledged on Friday. The revelation underscored the seriousness of the security bre
… Read full post »Glenn Beck's Hot New Bag!

New York City, NY, 5 November 2009. Today, Fox News announced the introduction of commentator-branded promotional items. The first line of products carries/
Geeking Out With Smoke and Lasers

Photo (C)2009 Schwartz
You might be wondering, what does that woman with the smoke and the laser beam in the picture above have to do with anything? It's a concept image; the one we used for promotion of my new thing at the Audio Engineering Society convention and exhibition… Read full post »
New tech: (smoke + laser + photocell) = mic

Smoke and Laser Mic Prototype
I'm an engineer. Aside from being somewhat socially inept, that means I like to build stuff, especially things that nobody has seen before. This time around, my new toy is a microphone; a really strange one. For starters, it's missing the one part
… Read full post »Ten reasons Eric Cantor is a schmuck

Go ahead, argue with my rankings here. No matter how you stack the chips, the guy comes up a dipshit.
10. Schmuck sounds better than dick.
9. Favors more tax breaks for the wealthy.
8. Wants economic stimulus money in the pipeline diverted to
… Read full post »How to Save the New York Times

I read the New York Times in print occasionally, but most of the time on its website. Unfortunately, unless the NYT changes its business model the end is near. Many factors have combined to put the Times into a death spiral: increased costs of printing, distribution and staff, loss
… Read full post »The Scary Truth of ObamaCare

The media stories circulating in Real America about Obama's health care plans are only the tip of the truth iceberg. What you haven't heard is how the Obama Cabal intends to pay for the plan. I removed my tinfoil hat long enough to receive the secret and I'd like to… Read full post »
Actually, everybody in cyberspace does know you're a dog.
One of the truisms of the Internet used to be, "nobody knows you're a dog in cyberspace." Anybody could adopt a persona and an avatar and run amok. One blogger's opinion was as good as another. Mainstream media types loved to point out that most information and opinion on the Web… Read full post »
Get drunk, pee off the boat, fall, drown

Risky Business
David Caney is dead at age 61. Nobody knows for sure, but it’s likely my friend fell off the stern of his boat last week. We’re not certain drowning was the cause of death—might have been a heart attack. The State Medical Examiner has yet to… Read full post »
Could I have killed Robert McNamara?

Martha's Vineyard Ferry
Did Robert McNamara live twenty-five years longer than he should have because I hesitated? Sometime in the summer of 1984, I was on the Martha’s Vineyard ferry from Woods Hole, Massachusetts to Vineyard Haven for the weekend. It was a cool, foggy morning with a
… Read full post »Palin = Obama?

Head to Head
Many pundits, bloggers, and even Alaskans are puzzled by Sarah Palin's decision to quit as governor eighteen month short of finishing her first term. Her attorney has warned everybody (not me, I only write parodies though sometimes people have a hard time figuring that out)
… Read full post »Palin Rumors: Lovers, Fathers, and Drugs, Oh My!

Proud Parents?
San Francisco is atwitter with rumors of dirty deeds done real deep in Alaska; Palin's resignation being the tip of the iceberg. The cover story about Sarah gearing up for a White House run in 2012 is obvious nonsense. The traditional best use of lame duck… Read full post »
OS goes ‘bloid on your ass

Let’s face it; Open Salon gets more clicks when posts are hot and topical. If I’d written ‘tropical’ the only readers would be travel agents, assuming they’re not extinct. Editorial policy here rewards tabloidish content with front page placement, be it my own… Read full post »

Mike Schwartz, 1913 - 2003
My father and I were never very close. That’s why I was surprised to learn recently, six years after his death, that Dad prevented Mom from turning my teacher over to the authorities for statutory rape. Dad was a quiet, ex-communist
… Read full post »
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