Notes From Northern California
D.M. Schwartz
- Location
- Fair Oaks, California, USA
- Birthday
- September 10
- Bio
- Architect, engineer, writer, in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada.
To find my stories on the Web, search the Kindle Store or Google: "D.M. Schwartz."
MY RECENT POSTS
- Will Israel Nuke Iran?
April 02, 2012 04:49PM - Our Free Range Psychos
March 01, 2012 02:29PM - Could Friday save the music
business?
May 06, 2011 04:25PM - I’m too sexy for my razor
March 08, 2011 10:58PM - My Friends, the Gun Nuts
January 10, 2011 01:00PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Thanks, Patricia. I
don't like the way a 3-day
beard
itches.”
March 09, 2011 01:05PM - “@ mary. Yes, the odds of
using a gun successfully to
defend
your home are far
le…”
January 10, 2011 10:25PM - “@ Elijah. Enough of
what? Guns? Drugs? Crazy
people?
Cheers,
David”
January 10, 2011 02:57PM - “@ Rwoo5g. I agree. Both
our drug laws and our gun laws
need
serious revisions.
I…”
January 10, 2011 01:53PM - “@ Robin. You won't be
disappointed.
@
scanner. Yeah, right up there
with Unforgive…”
January 05, 2011 02:38PM
D.M. Schwartz's Links
Qaddafi Fakes Sanity

The leader of Libya wrote, or more likely had a ghost write an opinion piece for today's New York Times about the inevitability of a one-state solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. On its face, his argument seems to make sense; both peoples have historical claims on the land an… Read full post »
My Bird-Strike
What a relief everyone got out OK from the US Air ditching, yesterday. It brought to mind my one and only encounter with birds while flying, circa 1981.
I was a recently certified private pilot, flying with my instrument flight instructor in a Piper Dakota. As a student of instrument-guid… Read full post »
Throw Madoff in the Slammer, Now
Bernie Madoff made bail and went home wearing high tech hardware that monitors his location. Call it house arrest, except he doesn't have to stay in his ultra lux apartment all that much. This sort of friendly treatment would be appropriate for a white collar thief who embezzled ten or tw… Read full post »
Grandma Got Run Over by a Rainmaker
"I hate to say this," my mom said yesterday, "but I can't afford to give my grandchildren big presents this year." I told her not to worry; the kids had already heard news everywhere about the crashing economy and were prepared for cutbacks. There was anger in her normally mild voice/… Read full post »
No, I'm not That David Schwartz
I answered the phone the other day and a friendly guy started updating me on changes to a golf outing. It took a minute for me to explain that he'd connected with one of the other David Schwartzes in our town. "You mean there's more than one?" He sounded incredulous. Yes,… Read full post »
Is this Fossett's wreck on Google Earth?
Given the FAA's Notice to Airman 8/1954, which restricts operations in this area, I searched on Google Earth to see if Fossett's red and white Bellanca was visible. Assuming the satellite photo was taken within the past year, the plane wreck might be in the picture.
Take a peek at 37"… Read full post »
Yes, Virginia, there is a silver lining.
The proverbial dark cloud is upon us. Credit is tight or non-existant, jobs are disappearing, banks are going under, automakers fading, foreclosures skyrocketing and gasoline is headed for $5 a gallon. Looking for a silver lining? You won't hear about it from Obama. He's too b… Read full post »
Palin's Swinger Party Pix -- Land of the Midnight Bun
Wasilla, Alaska -- 15 September 2008 -- The big question banging around this far-north town over the weekend was, who let the docs out? Specifically, the documents containing graphic images of swinger parties circa 1998 purporting to show Sarah Palin, her husband Todd, and an older man who resembles… Read full post »
Palin Courts Nipple Nazis

Sarah Palin's Newborn, Trig
You may be scratching your head, wondering exactly what voting bloc McCain is aiming for with Sarah Palin as his VP. You know it can't be Hillary's ladies because they generally don't go for gun-toting anti-abortionists. It can't be policy… Read full post »
Woody Allen's Perfect Date Movie
Vicki Christina Barcelona is the best Woody Allen production since Manhattan. More to the point, it's probably the best date movie ever made. All the required elements are in play: beautiful women, a romantic leading man, sex, art, exotic locations, good music, gunplay and comedy.
Better y… Read full post »
The Delhi Option
Seems nobody can do much about the Taliban and Al Qaeda in the semi-autonomous tribal regions of Pakistan. Sure, a few drones blow up a couple of houses and a lot of hot air spews from Washington, DC, but that hasn't had much effect. One thing nobody talks about is the… Read full post »
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