Notes From Northern California
and random rants
D.M. Schwartz
- Location
- Fair Oaks, California, USA
- Birthday
- September 10
- Bio
- Architect, engineer, writer, in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada.
To find my stories on the Web, search the Kindle Store or Google: "D.M. Schwartz."
MY RECENT POSTS
- Will Israel Nuke Iran?
April 02, 2012 04:49PM - Our Free Range Psychos
March 01, 2012 02:29PM - Could Friday save the music
business?
May 06, 2011 04:25PM - I’m too sexy for my razor
March 08, 2011 10:58PM - My Friends, the Gun Nuts
January 10, 2011 01:00PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Thanks, Patricia. I
don't like the way a 3-day
beard
itches.”
March 09, 2011 01:05PM - “@ mary. Yes, the odds of
using a gun successfully to
defend
your home are far
le…”
January 10, 2011 10:25PM - “@ Elijah. Enough of
what? Guns? Drugs? Crazy
people?
Cheers,
David”
January 10, 2011 02:57PM - “@ Rwoo5g. I agree. Both
our drug laws and our gun laws
need
serious revisions.
I…”
January 10, 2011 01:53PM - “@ Robin. You won't be
disappointed.
@
scanner. Yeah, right up there
with Unforgive…”
January 05, 2011 02:38PM
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