White Devil!

Doeroadx

Doeroadx
Location
Arcade, Georgia, USA
Birthday
May 20
Title
White Debbil
Company
Not tonight, thanks.
Bio
Older than Cracker Jack and twice as nutty. Shortly after puberty, I invented four-dimensional sex and designed the first Hawaiian shirt fabric featuring Humboldt squid. Have worked as a circus poet, animal cracker chef, & SWAT-team Chaplain. Numerous short fictions published in Meshuggah 'zine; numerous poetry appearances in Feh! and others. Four chapbooks of poetry published by Feh! Press.

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September 26, 2009 10:04AM
“Sanctions will be moot before long, because no one wants to bet one's own survival on a continuing charade. Iran is begging to have the living shit bo…”
About: EYES WIDE OPEN - No denying Iran's intentions
September 22, 2009 04:45PM
“Give John Edwards a call.”
About: I Wanna Be a Rich, Sexy Spiritual Self-Help Goddess
September 22, 2009 03:55PM
“Huzzah! Huzzah!”
About: The Economic Theory of Reality Porn
July 16, 2009 12:19PM
“Hike yer keister up (or rather, down) to Waikiki Wally's and have a maitai or two while wishing all your friends could be there with ya. My wishlist w…”
About: The Demise of The Wish List
April 20, 2009 11:04AM
“Asked for and delivered. Happy now?”
About: April Showers of Poetry: Thanks to Garrison Keillor
April 19, 2009 07:05AM
“Mmmmm....bacon....”
About: bacon blanket!
April 16, 2009 05:39PM
“Only Eva could tie together Ogden Nash, Lana Turner & recessionisti with such panache. And for what it's worth, some of us prefer their poetesses…”
About: April Showers of Poetry: Thanks to Garrison Keillor
April 07, 2009 02:26PM
“And I was thinking about having my name legally changed to Doeroadx (before someone else does). I've been doing my darnedest to get fired, but noooooo…”
About: More on "Dooced," or Friends Don't Let Friends Blog Unsafely
April 06, 2009 09:30AM
“"Women are socially and emotionally much more intelligent than men." Really?! You obviously haven't had the acquaintance of the women I've…”
About: Difference Between Male and Female Infidelity
April 01, 2009 12:14AM
“Your commitment to excellence is a real plus, and I know that by working together, we can achieve our goals. A people person like yourself has a once-…”
About: The 28 or 29 Most Annoying Phrases of All Time
March 11, 2009 04:29PM
“Do what, now?”
About: Il'l TaKe My BarbieS aND go HomeE
March 06, 2009 05:38PM
“No! Wait! Don't throw thet laig! Put it on eBay, and I'll bid on it!”
About: New Word Thursday or Wait! Let me open the window first.
March 06, 2009 09:07AM
“Isn't it amazing how such "tough guys" can't even handle the sight of a woman's hair? How is anyone supposed to have respect for a deity tha…”
About: Near Death In a Foreign Land
March 06, 2009 08:55AM
“As a business owner, I'm fascinated by how these forces affect economies in ways that are either like or unlike natural selection in evolution theory.…”
About: Greed Is Not Good For the Neighborhood
March 04, 2009 05:30PM
“Rummy can still kick your little pipsqueak butt.”
About: Gordon Brown Slaps Donald Rumsfeld
March 04, 2009 04:19PM
“Well, hell. I thought that word meant to eat a hunky.”
About: When was the last time you "hunkered"?
March 04, 2009 08:33AM
“Joan, O Joan Your splendid head needs a hat, my magic eightball says, like cucumbers need pompadours, like a melon needs a fez. Joan, O Joan Please, O please…”
About: Is it time to change my hat?
March 03, 2009 05:17PM
“Huzzah! Good fellow, huzzah! Indeed, the phenomenon of the younger set, popularly referred to as postfeminism, lands them much nearer to being regular…”
About: Stop Man Bashing
March 03, 2009 11:39AM
“Oh. Wait a sec. You said trace my HAND... Oh. Did I do OK?”
About: On Your Marks, GET SET!!!
March 03, 2009 11:31AM
“Popcorn and apple wine...mmmmmmm.”
About: Favorite Poem for Feathered Thing, Part II
February 26, 2009 02:20PM
“I speed-read "War and Peace" as I scanned all the above, but for me the most telling comment was the very first one, specifically "Two i…”
About: Are fathers optional?
February 25, 2009 03:26PM
“It takes a white trash Yankee to put ketchup in slaw. I ain't disputin' that it's in yore book, I'm just saying it ain't in MY copy: the Book says it,…”
About: Stole from the White Trash Cookbook
February 23, 2009 04:53PM
“I'd definitely take my car to Mr. Palin's garage, no doubt. And why would anyone possibly be offended by such a question?”
About: In Case You're Wondering, Sarah Palin Is Ahead
February 23, 2009 01:44PM
“I'm not the person this blog is about, but I do have a disinterested stranger's question: what about strangers who don't want a "date," just…”
About: Note: If I don't respond to your message, I'm not interested