FEBRUARY 10, 2012 1:50PM

Proposed Marine Corps Memo for the Age of Facebook

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"Every picture you take can be posted to the WorldWide Web, which might have adverse consequences for the Corps, and for Other Americans."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OZS6wem7OQ

"For example, although pissing on enemy dead is a time honored tradition, as is taking ears and heads and other associated body parts, in the age of Facebook, its not generally speaking suggested that pictures be taken, as that can blow back in the face of the Corps, and other Americans."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DgQ7t5yVPY&feature=related

"Similarly, although we in the Corps of course study SS units effectiveness in combat for professional reasons, in order to better bring death and destruction to the enemies of the Corps, and other Americans, in the age of Facebook, posing with controversial banners, like an SS flag, is unwise."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kU0XCVey_U&feature=related

"We in the Corps understand that ours is a dark business, like with a sniper unit. It's not easy to meet other Americans at the bar, trying to pick up a girl say, and have them ask, "What do you do for a living?" and have to respond, "I blow people's heads off at 1,000 meters who are enemies of the Corps, and other Americans."

"That makes us a little dark sometimes as to our humor and sensibilities, which can be misunderstood by non-Marines, including Other Americans and enemies of the Corps, and so, taking pictures of such things is not generally speaking advisable, as in any event, Marines don't have to show how tough they are by doing anything other than what they have always done, bring death and destruction to enemies of the Corps, and enemies of other Americans, of course in  that order."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdytWbl9sh8

"That is all."

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I wouldn't go nearly that far, but glad you liked.