FEBRUARY 11, 2012 10:21PM

How Nixon Would Respond to Russo-Chinese Syria Veto

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I think that's fair to say, USAF retired license plate 4YC00B37, that Nixon would put the B-52s on the tarmac, open the doors on the Mintutemen's max-uploaded silos, :), push out the Polaris now max-uploaded Tridents,:) and as the B-52s, and now all the B-1 and B2s, started to fly towards Damascus, it would be obvious that all the planes, :), carried a mixed conventional and nuclear payload, save for the B-1s with the MOAB III 60,000 pound teflon coated bunker busting bombs for Iran, with the conventional payloads on dual capable B-52s, B-1s, :), and B-2s to be combined with carrier and NATO based tactical aviation and cruise missile bombardments of 1,500 PGMs plus follow on drone strikes to level Assad's forces in Shock and Awe 8.9, because that's how good it would be compared to Saddam's unhappy experience in 1.0, unless Assad evacuates the country immunized from prosecution and with $50 million in his 401k well before the time the bombing started, no less 12 hours from the communique, under other terms as acceptable to the Arab League, and the rest to just keep going and throw all the nukes we have at Tehran, Moscow and Beijing for the follow on to the immediate Trident counterforce and C4RSI strikes if they objected to the conventional devastation of Assad's forces, the conventional devastation of Iran's nuclear sites and coastal forces, or in the latter case and on the same timeline, the announced termination of Iran's nuclear program as Ahmadinejad's upcoming "big announcement in the nuclear field," saying in his private communique:

"Do you have a problem with that, motherfuckers?"

And then he'd get drunk on Scotch, and sleep well, because that was the best that he could do and say to himself,

"Well, if it was time to roll with the Russians and Chinese, it was time to roll with the Russians and Chinese, because they knew goddamn well that Iran's nuclear program could easily lead to that because of totally obvious and understandable Israeli fears of genocide, and not only didn't Russia and China try to stop it, but they encouraged it, and, and they used their veto of Syria to signal their alliance with Iran, instead of us protecting all those Russian contracts in Syria, as in Iraq and Libya, and even though as in Iraq and Libya we clearly would have allowed Russian and Chinese contractors to participate as in Iraq with Russia and Afghanistan with China in doing all that lovely rebuilding work and making all those lovely oil and gas pipelines across Syria from Iraq and across Iran from Central Asia that would have been a non-inflationary stimulus to the world economy, theirs inclusive, and secure Russia and China's place in global energy markets as to respectively supply and demand, and they were dumb, even criminal, in not seeing their own best interest in that compared to the feasible alternatives given the totally obvious constellation of interest and fears in the making, as if they were in my shoes, they would do the same thing, and I can't see how they couldn't see that, especially since I communicated that very clearly and offered them totally reasonable bargains given the world we live in."

finis,

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I didn't understand half of that, and I'm pretty sure that if I did, I would have disagreed with most of it, but I loved reading every word of it.

This new, pissed off you is a kick ass writer. Keep it up, brotha.
Iran is coming down the pike Malcolm XY, and that is how Nixon would do it, straight down the line, hands tied to the mast.