Shroomberg Newswire, G-20 Edition.
It has been reported to us by reliable gophers at various intelligence services that Hosni Mubarak is going to make a full recovery.
In fact, it was decided at the G-20 Conference that his replacements were either too scary, Muslim Brother, or too weak and lacking credibililty, Shafiq, that Mubarak needed to return to being what he had always been: Pharoah.
He was pulled off of life support and immediately recovered having the word "Power" whispered into his ear.
He will be innaugurated as the next President of Egypt this Sunday, and then go on a nice vacation to Las Vegas to play craps at the MGM.