The New Edge of Cedar Mesa

MAY 15, 2011 1:25PM

The Rapture: Wanna Bet?

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I  recently heard on Colorado NPR about predictions of The Christian Rapture coming  next week, on May 21. According to Harold Camping and his true-beleiving followers, the Saved will be “raptured up” on that day and not only the world but the entire universe will be completely  annihiliated, six months later, on October 21, 2011.

A young couple with children told of how believing this relaxed them. They no longer had to worry about losing their jobs or making their house payment or 401Ks  or health coverage. (Which obviously explains the psychological benefit of choosing to believe: anxiety reduciton. No worries.)

It is amazing that people still believe these end-of-the-world "prophecies" despite their well-known history of  total failure each time.

Oh man, I wanna bet some or all of these people: all their wordly goods against all my worldly goods. I’m betting it doesn’t happen on May 21. If they are sincere True Believers, rock-solid in their religious convictions, how can they lose? What chance are they taking?  All their worldly goods will be worthless  and meaningless to them on May 21 in any case–and only useful to me for six months until I and the other Un-Raptured (if not unwashed) billions of earthlings are annihilated.

What do you have to lose? Let’s bet!  Or better yet, just give it to me outright. If you are a True Believer you will lose nothing.


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It's a typo -- they meant to say rupture, not rapture. They're all going to have ruptures on that day. I'm sure the people who buy this crap will also buy what Mike Huckabee is hawking on Learn Our History.
I am a little late for the bet, but even I wasn't, I couldn't do it, because I don't believe a word. The Christian Rapture? It is amazing indeed how they still believe in this and that the end of the world is coming. Among all, they are happy that don't have to wonder anymore about day by day life. If you want to bet you have to find a truly Believer, I prefer better to bet on sports betting blog, at least I know there I have a possibility to win.