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dorelvis

dorelvis
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August 15
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I do not have a poker face. When strangers are really nice to me I suspect that they want something.

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DECEMBER 17, 2008 1:55AM

His secret crush - FREAKY

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Little Elvis just confessed that he's crushing on Freaky.

I know!

elvis

Not only is he planning on making Freaky some cake, but he wants to serve it with some fried bananas and peanut butter while singing "I want you, I need you, I love you."

Freaky damn you - Little Elvis loves me and me alone!

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I've been led to believe Little Elvis is... er... something else.

Thumbed anywho
Caruso Wegie
December 17, 2008 02:14 AM
Caruso, really now get your mind out of the gutter. I used to call him Baby E, but he felt that was too demeaning.

Must I remind everybody about my love for the king?

Freaky cannot be allowed to go around stealing people's boyfriends.
dorelvis
December 17, 2008 02:24 AM
Eek somehow that link didn't work. Very late. Try this.
dorelvis
December 17, 2008 02:26 AM
Although Freaky has millions of adoring fans, I think Elvis has a shot at true love. A match made in Hea.........Well a match made somewhere. Thank you............Thank you very much!
Michael Rodgers
December 17, 2008 05:40 AM
I love Deven, I love Freaky, I love Dorella, I love a lot. I'm ok with Elvis...hope that isn't the end of our relationship.

I love this post.

What is little Elvis doing with his thumb and forefinger? Measuring? Pinching?
bbd
December 17, 2008 11:15 AM
Y'ALL GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW AND RATE!

I'll meet you down in the troll room.
Freaky Troll
December 17, 2008 01:38 PM
I hope Freaky can deal with Elvis' demons ;0)
Dorinda D.
December 17, 2008 01:48 PM
Elvis just wants to get Freaky down in the Jungle Room.....
Liz Emrich
December 17, 2008 02:59 PM
Barry I think he's coming in for a grab...
dorelvis
December 17, 2008 03:32 PM
OMG! Just think what the kids would look like. But then, I don't know if issue would be an issue. I mean who'd be doing what to whom?

Jeez, thanks for that mental picture.
John Leonard
December 17, 2008 03:46 PM
I think Little Elvis is describing the length of Freaky's hair. It's what first drew him to her.
pretend_farmer
December 17, 2008 07:21 PM
Uh-oh, Dorelvis, I think you might just have to step out of the way and let this one run its course...
Donna Sandstrom
December 17, 2008 11:48 PM
OMG - a hunka, hunka burnin' love!!

both LE & Freaky! could it get any better?!
lpsrocks
December 17, 2008 11:53 PM