Bianca grabbed the package out of my hand tonight, demanding I change her outfit and take photo.
"Its too goddamn big for me," she snarled. "I'm very delicate."
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dorelvis
- Location
- California,
- Birthday
- August 15
- Bio
- I do not have a poker face. When strangers are really nice to me I suspect that they want something.
MY RECENT POSTS
- My first, my last, my
everything
August 01, 2009 12:27PM - If I had a day that I could
give you, I’d give to you a
day
June 28, 2009 06:47PM - Infinite Summer
June 22, 2009 06:40PM - Feed them on your dreams
June 21, 2009 07:03PM - There's nowhere else on earth
that I would rather be
June 21, 2009 12:00PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I will never forget that
smell. Depending on the wind,
there
were twinges all
the…”
September 22, 2009 01:39AM - “The bromance between
Rick and Michael is fun. But I
will
totally miss Art - his
w…”
August 06, 2009 11:59AM - “Thanks for this. Every
time you write about your mom
for some
reason I remember
m…”
August 04, 2009 09:42PM - “Just
wonderful.
Barry I am
about to do a roadtrip too -
not solo though, and
we
pl…”
August 03, 2009 12:55PM - “All I can think about is
Richard Pryor - honkey
honkey!
Awesome Joan.”
August 01, 2009 01:18PM
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Boring stories of... (OS)
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Inspiration for more comedy on Big Salon's "oy vey"
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Views of the Eclipse seen from Lake Tahoe and San Francisco
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A Sad Parallel: Reflecting on the Suicide of Mary Kennedy
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Dick Cavett, Groucho Marx and me.
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Evan's Rules of Proper Parental Behavior
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parting the wild horse's mane
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Breast Feeding Frenzy, Time Mag Jumps the Wrong Shark
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Comments
Thumbed.
OK - it was a cheap one, but it was all teed up and waiting for someone to swing.