If I ever run out of stupid things to do -- which is not likely -- I will . .  .

Create a wireless phone company targeted towards those who support liberal causes.   I will spend I dunno a couple million promoting to this demographic. I have not done the research but such people are more than likely affluent educated and live in single adult homes where no one else can sign for the phone.

 I will then enter into a contract with a delivery company that requires a signature IN PERSON for delivery of the phone.  Said company does not make appointments and delivers from 8 to 7.  It has one location from which one could pick up the package inconveniently located many miles away at the airport. I will have the phones delivered during the weekday when people are at work.

Then when the customer calls to say this is kinda stupid I will tell my customer service people to say that said delivery company is the only possible way such goods can be delivered and you could not stay home tomorrow to wait for the phone could you? Could you use your valuable time to call our delivery company for us to negotiate different terms?

No.  I could not stupid company.

 But if I wanted to run a company in a really stupid manner I would run it like this.