Dorsey Shaw

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JULY 3, 2009 7:09PM

I Know Why Sarah Palin Resigned As Alaska Governor

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The following post is purely speculation. My sources close to Andrea Mitchell told me nothing.

Don't think that Sarah Palin's latest move will hurt her in the future. Palin shrewdly declared that resigning mid-term is an example of someone who doesn't practice politics as usual (Americans hate politics as usual) and also made the claim that because of her efforts, Alaska's going to be okay and that Alaskans don't need her anymore. She saved the state with bipartisanship and now she can do more to help save America as a "free agent."

So barring any scandal, we must view Sarah Palins resigning from the Governorships of Alaska as the beginning of some sort of grand strategy. Most everybody is thinking that she's poising herself for a run at the White House in 2012 and that's a result of a media and a public who are severely lacking a decent attention span.

If Palin actually has some epic vision that is as strong as her ambition she'll look farther down the road before she makes an official attempt for her ultimate goal (the presidency) and a chance for absolute redemption.

Close your eyes. You can practically see the TV movie now. After her resignation speech stumble-a-thon and a self-inflicted exile from public life, Palin takes the Margaret Thatcher route and quietly goes about getting all "My Fair Lady" on us by transforming into a Barack Obama type of public speaker who can not only captivate an audience with natural charisma but with eloquence and well chosen words. She'll utilize those valuable skills in the private sector speaking for a ton of dough, a la Bill Clinton, and accumulate a huge personal war chest that will fuel whatever decision she makes next.

Palin would be smart to avoid running for the presidency in 2012 for the simple reason that the Republicans are in such disarray and it's going to take a long time before it's feasible for the RNC to even have a chance at repairing their party.

In her speech today, Palin highlighted the fact that she practices nonconventional politics, so you can bet she'll spearhead the creation of some type of conservative grassroots social media network to combat the online machine that Obama built as she attempts to be the catalyst of an inevitably long slog towards GOP resurrection. The fact that she Tweeted to her followers, "It is good, stay tuned" shows she's already started the ball rolling on the tech offensive, but building a competent online network will take some time. At only 45 years old, she' got plenty of that.

From the outside of the Party she'll put together a strong network of local political allies across the country to begin winning at the local level much like the Howard Dean plan did for the DNC during the Bush years. After accumulating political juice and more bragging rights of not being a Washington insider, she'll make another sacrifice for ordinary Americans by re-entering politics and running for Senate in 2014 against Democrat Mark Begich, thereby putting her directly in the heart of darkness where she can then slay the D.C. beast with the support of Joe Six-Pack on Twitter.

After serving two terms in the Senate and gaining much needed political knowledge, a much wiser Sarah Palin will begin her quest for the White House with a two-year head start of momentum and money to take on whatever Democratic leftover who ends up with the presidency after Barack Obama finishes his second stint. The always squabbling Democrats are very likely to be vulnerable after a decade of rule and a strong "Candidate Palin" will be tough to take on.

Obviously I don't like to speculate (wink, wink), so I won't try to guess Palin will actually win Election 2024 and become president, but I will wager that whatever happens, her presence will turn that election into one of the biggest media spectacles in the history of politics.

Dorsey Shaw blogs and produces video for AirAmerica.com

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This is so weird and shocking. I'm going on the old saying, "when you're confused, somebody's lying." Why the heck would she resign when she only has one year left to serve as Governor? As Joan Walsh says, let's wait for the backstory. This weekend is filled with news and it's not even Saturday yet - I have North Korean missiles pointed at my house here in Hawaii.
I agree with Deborah and with Joan. There's more of a story coming. Perhaps Palin is actually Argentinian and is having an affair with Mark Sanford.

And I wouldn't worry too much about the North Korean missiles, Deborah. If they're anything like the South Korean Hyandais, they'll lose alignment quickly and splash down in the ocean somewhere. If they aim them at the middle of the ocean, that's when you need to start worrying.
Andrea Mitchell says Palin is leaving politics for good. If you're right and she's wrong, I hope you'll be ready to take your place as Alan Greenspan's bride.
Greenspaaaan, ewwwwww.

I think she's just ambitious enough. Mitchell used a close source to Palin. That means it's a political insider - the only kind of Palin source that would be friendly with the media. From the news today, it sounds like Palin is purging all the political people she's been surrounded with. Leaking a false story to expendable staff who talks to the media is not inconceivable.

Add to the fact that she seems to be bat-shit crazy and more ambitious than anyone else in the GOP right now makes me think she wants to play the media instead of letting it play her. She knows they (the media) want her and now she's going to play hard to get.
i'm very curious to see what she's really up to. i can't imagine she'd have the patience or the intelligence to execute a plan such as you outlined here.
Keep this in mind--Sex on a snowmachine--I have my sources.
@Cap'n Parrotdead - i think she learned she's not ready to run for prez and she knows she has to have patience to get to that point.

@Dr.Spudman 44 - sweet jeesus, i hope you're right and i'm wrong.
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I think she is taking a huge gamble, if she isn't resigning because of a scandal. I really don't see how cutting and running would be a good thing. I tell you what, you'd never catch Hillary doing such a thing. Ofcourse she'd leave an office to serve as president, but not before she was elected. I think the dems will have the upper hand, with her no matter what, after this. What rhymes with quitter?
Oh, Sh-t. I hope not. I hope we're looking at corruption and scandal exposed, not intelligent (?) finagling for 2024.
good analysis but I think you've added a step. Sarah believes in shortcuts. She gets her marching orders from the almighty...I'm guessing that she will not be studying washington to learn more. She won't bother with the senate because that's the kind of day to day dirty work that bores Palin to tears. She doesn't think she didn't win because she was unprepared (she wasn't unprepared: the media unfairly attacked her, remember?) she lost because she was on the wrong side of the ticket (and many of her supporters agree). She'll run once again as the candidate for disgruntled white americans who hate paying their taxes--in 2012 or if the almighty and polls suggest she can't win she'll run in 2016 as the anti-hillary clinton candidate...but the candidate who might resemble her most is her ardent fan Pat Buchanan who also ran because the almighty asked him to....fortunately this doesn't seem to guarantee any sort of win but she'll definitely be the person to watch and keep watching. =)
She's bailing out of politics all together to cash in on her current (un)popularity. She created a rift in the party, and all she can do to fix it, is to step outa the scene.. She was a freak show from day one.
Her church probably talked her out of it...