When I heard that international prophetic minister and gay demon exorcist Cindy Jacobs said that God contacted her on July 17th and told her how to avoid another Great Depression, all I could think about was how scared all those gay demons on Wall Street must be!

Well folks, don't get all excited because there won't be any exorcising. All The Big Guy really wants is for the flock to pray and fast for 40 days leading up to the 2010 elections. Total party, right?! Yeah, see what God really wants is for everybody to vote for Republicans "righteous" leaders during the midterm election...

_{JACOBS: "It will not be turned without a battle, a battle both through our prayers ... [and] on our feet. We must vote with our feet for righteousness for these pro-life, pro-biblical values candidates. We must engage as we have never engaged before."}

Also, according to Cindy, God claims the U.S. economy will only stabilize and strengthen when we give our total support to Israel again. According to Cindy, we'd better do it now, or else...

_{JACOBS:"If we do not heed His word in this hour, there will be a tumbling of our economy and dark days will come such that our nation might never fully recover and have the greatness that God has favored us with for generations..."}

Check out Jacobs' web-video pitch, co-starring a green bottle of lotion.

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