Coming out of the Swastika Closet
Your inbred reaction has been anticipated down to the last minute of outrage. You have no choice but to feel revulsion, if you are a modern civilized human being.
Go ahead and feel it.
Now let us continue.
Let me say first off this is not your great-grand father’s Nazi Party.
This is the National Socialist American Citizen Party.
We do not worship Hitler, nor do we hate Jews, Blacks, Mexicans or other non-white people.
We do not shave our heads or assault or harass anyone for the way they were born, be that Gay, weird, autistic, a fan of Daytime Emmys or retarded.
The Nazi party has realized that it is high time to drop the shackles of the Eugenics and racist nonsense.
Now I know there are people who are saying that the Nazi flag represents the horrors of the Holocaust and the insanity of Hitler.
We’re taking it back.
Think it can’t be done? The Democrats used to be racist and Republicans used to own slaves, but they evolved.
So have we.
Let me break down our platform, and we’ll see who’s a Nazi at the end of this.
Nationalist – We believe simply in America first. There is nothing wrong with that. This “Globalization” business is force fed, propaganda nonsense. Who out there really says, “It’s great that jobs are going overseas!” or “How wonderful the Eurozone’s collapse could cause our own demise?”
Fixing the trade deficit isn’t evil.
America needs to put America first. No more funding for anyone outside of it, no more fiddling around with foreign affairs. Let the chips fall where they may, if someone tries to invade, they’ll have hundreds of thousands of Armed Americans to deal with on top of our massive Army, Navy, Airforce, Coast Guard and Law Enforcement.
Helping starving folks in other countries should be left to charity organizations, not the American People as a whole, many of whom could give a shit less about someone in India when they’re getting evicted from their house.
Could you see yourself putting your fellow Americans first? Could you see yourself standing up against “Globalization?” Then you are a Nationalist, and can be proud of it.
Socialist – Though it has received bad mouthing from the right, some of the core tenants of pre-Marxist mutual socialism are not only workable, but good for a nation.
It’s called economic democracy, and it beats the shit out of our current, broken system.
We believe that a participatory, democratic socialized system of financing, health care, emergency services and prosperity is inherently a good thing.
A system that supports the common man is not evil, anyone who says so is trying to screw you over.
We need to understand that socialism isn’t a dirty word. Communism, with its freedom destroying state consolidation of power is evil, but socialism is far different from communism. Education in this area is necessary for public acceptance, but that doesn’t make it evil.
Could you see yourself standing behind single payer healthcare? (instead of making insurance companies rich?) You might just be a Nazi.
American Citizen – The last part of our equation is actually the first priority. Being an American Citizen comes with an inherent Birthright.
We have abundant resources, plenty of ability to generate capitol and a genuine desire to see ourselves and our neighbors succeed.
The land we live on was fought for, bled for and secured in the name of Liberty countless times.
Why waste that sacrifice?
We seek to bring economic, as well as individual liberty to the forefront.
We will do this by the identification and elimination of our two worse enemies.
Taxes and Banks.
As radical as that sounds, we do not need them as a nation.
We already have the constitutional authority to print our own money.
Fractional reserve banking and the banks who control the Federal Reserve print money out of nothing constantly. Do you really think the banks just HAD 7 trillion dollars sitting around?
We have a fiat currency, and our income taxes (The biggest section of our governments income) go only to pay on the INTEREST of the loans that created our national debt.
The national debt is a lie.
It could be wiped out in a heartbeat, and no one would miss it.
Taxes are an unnecessary deflationary tactic designed to trick stupid people into thinking they are necessary, which they are not.
This country could run just fine without a single tax, and provide all of it’s current services and more by switching to a Social Credit system of operation. (Look it up, don’t be lazy)
For the rest of you, just know that it works, and most economists are lying to you for the sake of the banks and rich friends.
Nationalizing our resources would solve a great deal.
Instead of paying property tax (Read: rent) people would simply buy land and live on it.
Corporations would be held accountable not by some lame EPA, fines and Tax systems, but by the American People and a special version of the SS that goes after Carbon Offenders, drags them out into the street with family and friends looking on, and shoots them.
Streams and rivers would be a whole lot cleaner, I assure you.
Without banks we would have National Credit Offices.
How would you like a $5,000 a month National Dividend?
Work would be optional, but provide a pathway to greater prosperity without having to worry about survival.
No, we would not ‘go broke.’ Our economy would be booming.
Germany went from wheelbarrows of money to buy bread to two Volkswagens in every garage.
We can do the same.
No, we don’t have to invade Poland, or anyone else for that matter.
Bankers and Wall Street Traders might want to high tail it though.
So, to recap the Nazi Party stands for:
Social and economic justice
Free Money and Education for everyone
Hang the bankers
Who’s on board? I’m on board, and I hope to see you at our next Nazi Party Rally.
By the way, we will burn books. Anything in the “Self Help” and “Finance” categories at the book store will end up on a pyre. We’ll be better for it.