#85 тАЬSex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if youтАЩre not good at them.тАЭ Roy тАШTin CupтАЩ McAvoy - Tin Cup 1996 - N. Jordan

One movie line at a time...

Life is a movie, its yours to make, make it stellar.

N. Jordan

Location: California, United States
Birthday: December 31

Title: One Movie Line At A Time

Bio: Growing up loving movies, and quoting infamous lines, N. Jordan is about taking life's given competition and embracing it through movies quotes. Each posting reflects a personal understanding on how movies effect people, our lives and our fake realities. If life is a movie, why do we compete in so many ways? Sports, love, relationships, family, business, money, career, kids, etc. Its time to see who is keeping score. Because... life is sometimes an altered reality, just go at it one movie line at a time. My real name is Michelle Keifer. But, I've always wanted to talk about life through a guy's perspective. Just seemed so fitting as I've always been just one of the boys. Go New England Patriots!

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Animation in film: The Lion King; Beauty and the Beast; The Little Mermaid; UP; Happy Feet; Cars; Ratatouille; Monsters Inc.; Finding Nemo; Bee Movie; Madagascar; The Polar Express; Toy Story; The Incredibles; A Bug's Life; Shrek
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JANUARY 3, 2010 11:55AM

#85 тАЬSex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if youтАЩre not good at them.тАЭ Roy тАШTin CupтАЩ McAvoy - Tin Cup 1996

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“Greatness courts failure.” - Tin Cup

Every Sunday for the past few months I have quoted a football film. Now that fantasy football is over for the season… and I’m having slight withdrawls; I will move on to golf. Yes, golf. The sport that is the complete opposite of football. The sport that is an individual and the green, opposed to the offense and defense on the turf. Golf is hard to define. Golf is failure based on a bad swing, missed putt, or a bad placement in the sand, trees, or bunker.

Either way, if greatness courts failure; what did Tin Cup mean?

Can we ultimatley move past our failures with added or continued greatness? Do people really hide their failures by over-doing something great? Think about this for a brief second. When you have lost at something, it could be anything; do you sulk in your mis-fortune or do you try to turn it around? Many people sulk first, and re-act later. Many people don’t recognize failure because each failure is a chance at opportunity.

Are greatness and failure meant to represent one another?

Lets talk about sex and golf. I would presume that we can immediately pull out the similarities. If not, well… maybe go ask someone, it could be a fun little game; just think simple objects. But, what we cannot assume is how we approach our own philosophy about the two. If one is so great at sex, and so great at golf; do they both have a lot in common? If sex is a sport like golf is for its golfer and spectator; are we playing on the same course, or are we out on a bunker? We must take each new challenge on the green or in the bed to maximize our full potential.

If you’ve never played golf; give it a swing. If you’ve already had sex; don’t worry about the score because each sport takes practice; and we all could use a little handicap. Some of us need a caddy, some of us want the club; but ultimatley its about moving past the failure and seeking the greatness you exude. Confidence is sexy; confidence is golf.

“Well, if you can remove the sexual overtones and add a golf theme, then Romeo, I am your Juliet.” - Tin Cup

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I played scratch golf tournaments before I quit one day by walking through the driving range and a hail of balls. I can honestly say that having to be the partner of a person who can neither play golf well OR make love well is no picnic. But then again, Roy was the epitome of selfishness, eh?

zencaster

January 03, 2010 12:15 PM

You got that right. Selfishness. Sometimes most twosomes on the green can be complete opposites, yet stellar in play. Selfish works both ways in bed and on the green as well. Great thoughts zencaster.