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N. Jordan

N. Jordan
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One Movie Line At A Time
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Growing up loving movies, and quoting infamous lines, N. Jordan is about taking life's given competition and embracing it through movies quotes. Each posting reflects a personal understanding on how movies effect people, our lives and our fake realities. If life is a movie, why do we compete in so many ways? Sports, love, relationships, family, business, money, career, kids, etc. Its time to see who is keeping score. Because... life is sometimes an altered reality, just go at it one movie line at a time. My real name is Michelle Keifer. But, I've always wanted to talk about life through a guy's perspective. Just seemed so fitting as I've always been just one of the boys. Go New England Patriots!

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MAY 18, 2010 12:47AM

Pilgrim's Open Call - My 10 answers!

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 I have to admit... these were some great questions. Enjoy my answers!

 

1.  What is your favorite word?

Ditto.. I just love how it confirms feelings without having to repeat them.

2.  What is your least favorite word?

Perception. Seems to be so narrow and focused on negative opinions.

3.  What turns you on?

My husband stepping out of the shower. Love the smell of suds on a man.

4.  What turns you off?

Ignorance. People claiming they don't understand when clearly they do, they just choose to not want to answer the question or admit they know.

5.  What sound or noise do you love?

Waves crashing on a sandy beach and my daughter's laugh. Dead tie. Happiness and peace are addicting it was too hard to pick.

6.  What sound or noise do you hate?

Sirens. I hate knowing someone may be hurt or in trouble.

7.  What is your favorite curse word?

Weasel dick. I think I kinda put that together a long time ago and it's always seemed to sum up what I am feeling at all cursory times of the day :-)

8.  What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Oh how I would love to be a movie director or producer on a large motion picture.

9.  What profession would you not like to do?

Janitor. Public restrooms freak me out.

10.  If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

You may have been a dreamer, but, you sure found your way to the stars.

 

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You're my kind of friend! I can so easily relate to your answers. Thank you for taking the time to do this.
This is lovely. Love them all. #10 is amazingly wonderful.
Excellent answers! My daughter hated the sound of sirens and we live near a hospital. So, we had to change her perception (sorry, I had to do it) and told her that that sound meant people were getting help. Funny thing - it helped me like it, too.

Thanks for this!
*Weasel dick* is so doggone descriptive of the state of the user's mind. Brilliant.
Lezlie
Great Answers my friend!
Why am I not surprised that you would like to be a movie director? Bet you be a good one. Weasel dick?
Everyone!!! Thank you for your comments. Yes Weasel Dick... I think its just a play on words from the whole tweedle dee and tweedle dum thing from Alice in Wonderland. Weasel Dick and Weasel dumb is really how I feel about times in general where nothing makes sense.

Mabel.. I soo want to hear the response!

Patricia.. you are welcome!

Mimetalker.. yes.. 10, I loved that one too.

Sparking... that is a good way to look at it. I will change my "perception".. (too funny!!!).. thanks for making me smile.

Lezlie.. thank you my dear.. thank you!

scanner... you know it ;-)

Fay.. thank you! Yes... weasel dick is just weasel dick. Thanks for stopping by!
You are right about waves crashing--it's so peaceful and healing. I think Anne Morrow Lindbergh said there's nothing that salt water can't heal.
I've just added "weasel dick" to my vocabulary. I know someone I'm going to try it out on today.
Sirens and public restrooms, they make me shudder too.
If you ever produce or direct a movie, I'd be first in line for tickets.
Yep, weasel dick is a winner! -r
Great list! I have the same issues with sirens (unfortunately with my profession :) ) and bathrooms.
Denise etc., I am oblivious. Is that 'weasel dick' a old silent movie term that Charli Chapman wrote on a placard sign? If I was a singr with a T- shirt it would read`
Please Post Sneeze`
Please Post Belches`
Please Flush Toilets`
Ya a Good Scrubber`
Ya CEO Porto-a-pot`
Ya do film in pot-hut`
Ya belch and pew too`
Ya burp and `bless us`
Ya rest and clean potty`
Ya not not one pot-fan`
Puff pot in movie house`
No smoke pot-loco weed!

Eric Holder no puff polk.
Polk weed or shrub datura?
Datura is a-`Angel Trumpet.

Oops. tease. Clean out bowls.
Wash T- shirt in white commode.
Jimson weed may help America?
Ditto on "ditto". I can remember when there really were ditto machines!
Hi, Movie Jordan! I'm with you on the sirens -- always makes me think of who's on the other end. And like the best movies, here you have a perfect ending! Maybe something's in the stars for movies and you... ya never know!! Love, Julie
I like your choice for #10. I hope he doesn't call you a "weasel dick"!
I just love hearing everyone's choice for favorite and least favorite words and the professions people would NOT want to do. This was such a fun Open Call.
Loved your answers!
~R~
The Good Daughter... yes.. salt and the sea truly divine.

Cranky Cuss... YES!!! I am sure you will laugh saying it. It just rolls off your tongue ;-) Thanks for being a great supporter of my dreams.

DensieW ... Woo hoo!!!

Linda.. I am sure you hear them in your sleep. Bathrooms.. YUCK!

Art James.. I am honored you stopped by! I don't know if I've ever heard weasel dick before.. except out of my mouth.. who knows.. I have a great auditory memory ;-)

Greenheron...ditto machines??? wow.. never heard of that. Interesting concept. Cloning perhaps???

Julie.. XOXOXO.. thanks for always believing!!

Procopious... I wouldn't doubt it ;-)

Unbreakable.. I agree.. FABULOUS open call!!! Bravo to all.
This is great ! I've enjoyed every movie review I've read by you, but I've learned something I never knew from this post. I'm too embarrassed to admit it, though. Love all your answers. Rated.
Hey N. Jordan! It must be our Nor Cal background... I'm from Redding though I live in Boulder, CO now... I have to say ditto: http://open.salon.com/blog/cyndi_baker/2010/05/16/dickweeds_and_weasel_turds
Sorry it took me so long to get here: technical difficulties. Glad I did, because "weasel dick" is something else--I'm sure you'd be using it often on that set (but only sotto voce, lest the actors rebel . . . ).

One thing, though: doesn't your husband rinse? ;)
FusunA... Tell me Tell me.. tell me ;-)

Cyndi... yes.. its the Nor Cal fever.

AtHomePilgrim... Bravo!!! This open call was fantastic.. I am so glad you are back to enjoy everyone's amazing insights and thoughts.
why am I not surprised that you want to be a movie director?