Ramblings of a Bemused Dragon

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dragonangel517

dragonangel517
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Texas,
Birthday
May 17
Title
Queen of The Lurker Dragons
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Lurkers, Inc
Bio
Native Texan who loves to read,sleep, read some more, eat, watch TV, spend way to much time on Facebook, and daydream about finally getting my act together to write the great scifi/fantasy book thats been in my head for 30 some odd years.

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FEBRUARY 17, 2010 3:38PM

I came, I lurked, I can't leave

Rate: 4 Flag

I was lured,unsuspecting, from my cave, by tequilaanddonuts. Being from Texas, anything with tequila in the title was sure to get my attention. Being a dragon with a sweettooth, donuts are just as enticing. And so, I wandered into OS, totally unaware of the traps that lay ahead. Luckily, I was alone, and free to laugh out loud, sometimes to the point of tears. Intrigued, I wandered even farther into the maze, finding my way to the Squirrel. Now , being a Dragon, I thought I had nothing to fear from something as small, furry and cute as a Squirrel. Little did I know, not only was this a more insidious trap than tequilqaanddonuts, but I would be reduced to tears of the more sadder type quite frequently before finding my way into safer territory.

I returned to my cave, and ruminated on my journey. OS was definitely someplace I wanted to visit again, but I was worried I might not be able to navigate my way back out again as easily as I had this time. After much thought I had the brilliant plan to invite along some companions. Surely, if we stuck together, the insidious lure of the many denizens of OS could be overcome.

And so, I set out with my two daughters as my companions.And as you have probably guessed by now, we have been aimlessly wandering ever since. I hold out no hope of ever finding my way back.  My daughters have set out on their own to try to find a different way out. I have decided to set up home here in this nice new cave. I have put up markers in an effort to try to at least learn my way around the landscape, and I am attempting to get to know the neighbors. Maybe Iamsurly will take me shopping at Target, and Squirrel will put down Pokey long enough to show me to my table(I have a coupon). Writer to the Stars is within spitting distance, and Freaky looks like just the type of neighbor for me.

 

So, for now, I am content to lurk around, scoping things out, occasionally making a comment here and there, and rating generously. Maybe I can find my daughter, I know she is around here somewhere.............

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Just be glad Squirrel and Freaky can't mate.
My first comment!!!!Thanks, and you are so right.
This place is like the Hotel California - you can never leave...so welcome!!!
Be sure not to walk around barefoot. You wouldn't believe what I stepped in around here.
oh, well that's just great. ANOTHER coupon ...
Yea! Another Texan! We need more, for when the Canadians get to feeling their oats.