In case you are wondering why Roy Ashburn chose the closet.

As a follow-up to my post yesterday about State Senator Roy Ashburn, let me start by saying just when it thought I had seen it all, along comes a new asshole, lowering the bar for everyone else.

Quick re-cap, Ashburn, representing a conservative district, hid his homosexuality and consistently voted against every gay right bill he could get his hypocritical hands on.

Now, just when I think Ashburn has a lock on Goat of the Week, along comes Randy Thommason, president of SaveCalifornia.com (with a name like that, I’ll bet you can guess what type of organization THAT is).

I quick read of Randy’s quotes in the article and it becomes clear why Ashburn hid the dark recesses of the closet. With friends like that, it was inevitable, I guess. So in order to be fair, and I do like to be fair, even if my kids don’t think so; I must get on Randy’s case since I got on Roy’s yesterday.

Randy, you suck.  You suck worse than a pool drain. You suck worse than that great sucking sound NAFTA caused. You could probably suck a watermelon through 10 feet of garden hose, you suck so bad.