Much ado has been made lately about the attractiveness of the older woman.  In fact, so much ado has been made that a perfectly fine word has been re-purposed, humiliated, and is now used only… Read full post »

 

 

A noted sociologist has just completed a study showing that females who own vibrators are up to 70% less productive members of society than their counterparts who masturbate manually.

This is due to the increased desire for stimulus experienced when a woman finds the pe… Read full post »

 

The truth about me is that my opinion is truth.

You need not debate with me.

You need not offer any additional, contrasting opinion or data.

In that way, I am rather like the Mighty Wizard. 

 

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As I finish my dinner, having spent the better part of today perusing various posts on Open Salon, I feel it has been a day well spent.

I look forward to imparting my knowledge for the greater good of my readers.

I also look forward to having more of you introduce… Read full post »

Please, when reading my name, read it as Dr. Amy Fartyer, rather than the more prosaic, Farter.  Thank you.

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I re-joined due to some technical difficulties at my original blog - namely, that I cannot sign into it.  Being new to this blogging world, I did not know to pay attention…

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