
at the risk of appearing paranoid (which doesn't phase me. by all means, go ahead, i've got balls the size of Neptune), i posit that Jane Smithie is not just some blogger who blogs for the fun of it. i posit that she is paid to write the blogs she writes.
it is well known that corporations and political parties and long since discredited extreme Right organizations pay bloggers and "reviewers" to "sway public opinion through internet forums."
here are some links regarding this topic, for anyone who doesn't already know about it:
http://www.accessmylibrary.com/coms2/summary_0286-33001911_ITM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspiracy_theory
http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm
http://stuffucanuse.com/fake_moon_landings/moon_landings.htm
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/
"When I do a search on Google for company XYZ, and suddenly in the top ten results are opinions from user-generated content sites that can sway my opinion of the company."
...change "company" to laughably out of touch Right Wing lunatic fringe organization, and remember John Birch capitalized on xenophobia and fear-mongering to revolutionize Right Wing lunatic fringe politics in several counties in the Midwest several decades ago. then ask yourself - why would they give up that power once they'd gained it?
“Blogs started as simple online diaries and have come round to being mainstream ways to promote ideas and products.... "
i suggest that jane's play on this site - a rather important site, i think we can agree. were we not just nominated? that gets how many hits a day from intelligent Neo-Cons? - is bought and paid for. not by salon or open salon, but by people who - for instance - have a stake in convincing us that John Birch HAS NOT PROVEN INCOMPETENCE OR DISHONESTY YET. i find that position so impossibly, outrageously ludicrous that i am, literally, UNABLE to believe a bright person feels that way. and Jane is certainly bright.
going back to this John Birch, of course we have the fact that he was a certifiable xenophobic maniac. making him either WAY WAY too incompetent to be IN CHARGE OF THE lunatic fringe (even just technically, as some will argue), OR, a liar.
now the basic dementia of the JBS. again - either totally full of shit, OR a passle of liars.
then there is the fact she completely takes positions with which i vehemently disagree. this if nothing else clinches it for me; jane smithie is obviously working for the John Birch Society
so, if she is a paid shill - she clearly deserves a decent paycheck.
i am embarrassed at this point. i am embarrassed that in my personal life and all over this country - Right Wing lunatics care more about the title "Right Wing lunatic" than they do the actions of those who brand themselves "Right Wing lunatic" just as, if you weren't for the anti-Communist witch-hunt, you were against Joe McCarthy (so the arguments went), then if you are against the JBS - you are against John Birch.
it is not John Birch right or wrong, nor the JBS right or wrong. we have WIDESPREAD homelessness coming up soon. people are spawning their jewelry. people are losing their jobs in droves, and that doesnt include all those who lost their jobs in the past couple years, as this was building to the implosion it has become.
it is the defense of John Birch even now that made me say, "hmm, something is off here." it is not sensible, yet hers is a very sensible persona.
of course, she cant admit it if she is. so i guess we will never know.


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Well! A nice dose of probably-true paranoia goes down well with lunch! I guess you will be one of those bloggers who disturbs my apoliticial apocalyptic apathy, and gets me interested in what the hell They're doing now to my world...ach...
Christ, I didn't even know those bozos were still around. But your point is well-taken, and fascinating: the use of our blogosphere to perpetuate the post-capitalist nightmare long after alot of us have woken up from it.
Wondering: ever heard Dylan's "Talkin' John Birch Paranoid Blues"?...I predict you'll enjoy it...
Rated, Jim
Best line? Right Wing lunatics care more about the title "Right Wing lunatic" than they do the actions of those who brand themselves "Right Wing lunatic"
Thrilla from Manilla,
Jane Smithie vs. Drew-Silla.
If it is, I need a pilla,
I'll take a nap, I'm feelin' illa.
Jane Smithie,
by the way????
jim
Rate
You human paraquat.
;D
Furthermore, the misuse of the "gay/lesbian" tag should be a reportable blog offense.
My disappointment knows no bounds.
I use this on a lot of posts by anyone, especially the sad ones, Gladys tells them with her sad eyes and somber speech pattern(if a doggy could speak without using a lot of rrrrrrrs and grrrrrrs).
:)
JK, but we love the jello tree!! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! :)
Thank you Mr. Sheepdog! PM me later, we'll discuss just how astute my satire can be.
And Ms. Brady, thanks for reading, but...have you taken leave of your senses:-P
And stay away from Brady:(
@ sirenita: it doesn't need to take six months, or even three really, to get attacked. i've initiated a policy of baseless and unwarranted attack posts on more or less anybody in exchange for an equally vicious attack on me by the same person, and i'm not picky about how long they've been in OS or anything else really.
Jane Smithie ain't no John Birch.
And, ~sob~ I tried to PM you, but this Kerry fellow, he said, NO TINK, SHE'S NO GOOD FOR YOU, SHE ONLY WANTS YOU FOR YOUR PENIS!!
I told him, I KNOW...:( So I just sent you one, very hot, very erotic, Whooo!! Peanut butter and everything!!!
Nanatehay, I will gladly attack you, but I don't do baseless and unwarranted. You gotta PM me and tell me something really, really bad that you actually did, alone or with your conspiracy, dressed or naked. Deal?
okay, then there' jane smithie, JK, who am i forgetting? i already renounced my crush on the 2nd most beautiful woman on os, natalie b 'cause she was mean to me just because i write about my uncle byron.
well anyway, i renounce them all for you, my precious. i would be honored to bear your children, just as soon as i give birth to the lostcauser love child i'm already carrying.
what was this post about again?
of course, you could be hiding some really bad dental work and you know i LOVE a woman with good teeth, be the real or not, maybe just gimme a good look at the mouth before my renouncement becomes official.
whew. and stay away from jeff-tahay. that seems incestuous.
Cap'n, PM me later, we'll discuss this further. Just don't say anything to Jane about it, she's quite sensitive.
so, sorry ladies, please forgive me.
and jeff, shame on you talking like that about that poor, dental challenged woman.
oh yeah, and there was bowling and no one called? pfft!
I really did not think that you were such a bad writer.
You are just an idiot.
" people are spawning their jewelry"
When people spawn their jewelry, does the jewelry just swim away like little fishies, or do they congregate and spawn more jewelry?
"it is not John Birch right or wrong, nor the JBS right or wrong. we have WIDESPREAD homelessness coming up soon. people are spawning their jewelry. people are losing their jobs in droves, and that doesnt include all those who lost their jobs in the past couple years, as this was building to the implosion it has become.
http://open.salon.com/blog/jane_smithie/2009/03/20/saturn_smith_-_internet_shill
i just lifted the text wholesale from jane's post, then, wherever she used the name saturn smith i changed it to John Birch Society or JBS. her post caused quite a controversy at the time and everybody was up in arms about it, so i thought it might be nice to have a few laughs with the whole thing as a way of defusing the situation. as you can see from comments by jane and others above, it worked quite well. anyway, thanks for reading, and i hope you're having a great day in japan mark.