The billionaire who wants Rick Santorum to be president (and is ponying up the money to make that happen) says "“You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn’t that costly.”
Thank you, Foster Friess, for your sensitivity for the concerns of gibbering, geriatric, overly-entitled white dudes who will hopefully soon all be dead.


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YUCK! Now I am really sick to my stomach.
frankly
thanks for informing
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Chastity Belts, 21st century style.
Obviously they must allow permissible female functions
like urination, and that ‘other one’,
the flow, for we cannot disallow gals to be hygienic.
The belt must be programmed under the husband’s command, but…also in order to open, there must be some ‘consent’ from the wife . We live in times where gals got a voice about stuff like that.
How we put it back on , after the encounter, is an interesting question I leave to greater minds than myself……..
Yes.
Dunno.
What a piece of work
Me too.
Not willing to fluid bond? Keep it zipped.
Do you know what those liberal elitist snobs think of y'all? Do you knoooooow?
(and we'll do that to them in November)
r.
they connect with the diseased heart of America.
i have no idea what the disease is, but it grows worse
and the cure? it is solemnly denounced as non-ethical
or moral
(could never discriminate those 2 words...)
ironic. what could cure them (!!!*****####!!!)
is forbidden.
for good reason.
to them.
women must NEVER realize their power.
a national agenda, that...arg.........
The bipolar nation America will swing forever between DamnShame & disgust
At the Body
And
Glorious renaissances of the Flesh.
That is America.
I dunno where we are now do you, drew? Seems gloomy if ya got some skin needing, ha, kneading, or needing, or just a touch…………
But today, it's a decidedly stupid thing to say--even privately amongst the "good ol' boys". The world has evolved over the last 30 years--but as we get 30 or 40 years older we sometimes forget that what was once "nudge-nudge-snicker-grin" is now just tired old horse manure.
Look at it this way - if Romney loses Michigan, and there is a strong possibility he will......Rick S. will be in the driver's seat.
Women should close their legs until their men agree to support women's issues.
Didn't someone do that in ancient Greece??
:-) / r
i am so fucking sick of these antiques telling me what i can & cannot do with my vagina. idiots.
fucking idiot.
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Instead, I was awesomely pragmatic and settled on using Advil instead - at a $100 a pill. Where would you fools be without me??
Glad to see you back, Drew. :)
YES YES YES YES. let them keep it up, louder, crazier, old white guys telling wimmin everything they need to know about sex, all that stuff. and santorum who says that you shouldn't even be **having** sex without thinking there's at least a possibility of getting pregnant because *that's what it's for*. more, please. louder, please.
and that friess dude? doesn't he look like the kind of guy who would make his wife boil her pubes before he'd touch her? yes, he does, sez the noisy feminist over here in SoCal (where i am distractedly sad to say, cringingly - yes, jeanette - that darrel issa represents the district immediately to the north of the one i live in. my heinous rep is the insufferable brian bilbray. one step worse on the awfulness scale is issa. gah.)
Trying to keep my blood from boiling again here. I'm not usually violent but can someone see that him and his ilk disappear from the earth by any means necessary. The planet would be so much better off.
Lezlie
I just now Googled "aspirin" combined with "knees" and this post was toward the top of the second page! Wooo-hooo! Now if someone would show me how to back-link this shit I'd be all viral and stuff. Contagious too, most likely.
RATE THIS POST OR DIE MOTHERFUCKER!
W0uld you shoot the burglar if you had the chance, or would you allow the burglar to go about his/her burgling business without doing a damn thing about it?
She finally finds a seat, collapses in it, huffing away.
Then, shot with sudden awareness, bolts forward, saying," MY--YYY ASSSSPIRNS!"
To which a nearby, helpful guy offers,
"Stick it out the window, lady."
So you're new to the Interwebz, eh? I don't think you are, but I'd like to point out that his commentary led to the commentary on this post, which in turn led to your comments here. Geez, how awful!
"you make it sound like anyone with an opposing or different opinion than you desereves to die or be killed"
Given the rhetoric spewed out on a daily basis by the Right wing, I'd be a fool to believe otherwise. They want me and my kind to die, or haven't you noticed? You never answered my question about the burglar, MJ GOTT. Please answer that question for me; if you can't, then go back to whatever little hidey-hole it is you crawled out of.
Oryoki, it's really hard to figure out their strategy vis a vis birth control. Abstinence? The rhythm method? Oral sex only? Other and probably more disturbing kinds of sex only? Faith in God? I just dunno.
The real point is how many things have to recover under health care. Is my hair loss a medical issue.? should I get ree Propecia. I want it and it is expensive. How abut Viagra?
Being pregnant is not a medical condition. I may become one in come cases. Many women do not even go to a doctor for it.
And further more we are not talking about pregnant women. We are talking about women of child bearing age as if THAT is a medical condition. Is it not. You want prevention from something that i it happens is not a medical condition, but i certainly an inconvenience isn't it?
Fine, few people actually care if a woman uses a contraception. Maybe thy just don't wasn't to pay for it.
This is all about the mandate and what is included and what is not. Have you all not noticed how the exemptions are lying around. The exemptions defeat the entore purpose of the mandate.
The exemptions a flying and the more their the more burden on those without exemption.
Condoms work pretty well. Cycles work extremely well. It is science. Combine those 2 and avoidance rate is high. In fact anyone not using a condom these days is asking for a lifetime disease, I dont dare how well you think you know your partner.
And the real point is that since the executive seems to dole out exceptions at will, what will the next one do. Reverse them? Add new ones you don't like. It is so shortsighted to think, "My guy is in sho I am getting what I want.
What happens when your guy is gone?
Have fun now and mock. But don't cry when the next idiot does thing you don't like. That is what is wrong creating Agencies with power that answer to the president.
This should all be hard law, not up to some agency.
You might like what you get now but the day will come you will not.
The problem with the mandate is everyone has to participate in everything to make sure no one misses out on anything they want.
Maybe good deal, maybe mot. But certainly nothing but stupid with exceptions doled out at a whim. I destroys the entire mandate. Florida, McDonalds, Unions, etc all get to opt out.
Do hyou want to be the woman at McDonalds with a plan that has opted out of contraception? See how this makes no sense. It is much bigger than the Christian issue or some smart ass comment about aspirin.
The aspirin comment is just a nice stupid statement to jump on and mock. And it is not that stupid anyway. Don't have sex, don't get pregnant.
Women want risk free sex. I want lots of risk free behaviors
that come with a scientific solution that is free at any cost.
Maybe I want a million dollar car that is so safe I can be jackass and crash it a 140MPH but avoid a potential medical condition. Will it be free on my medical, insurance?
Why not? Wmens reproductive rights. Men jackass rights.
"The aspirin comment is just a nice stupid statement to jump on and mock. And it is not that stupid anyway. Don't have sex, don't get pregnant.
Women want risk free sex. I want lots of risk free behaviors
that come with a scientific solution that is free at any cost."
What????
The aspirin comment is indeed a "nice stupid statement" and it does an excellent job of exposing the patriarchal and wannabe-theocratical nature of modern conservatism. You then go on to suggest that women, or perhaps humans generally, shouldn't have sex. (!!!) Well, Joseph, I hate to bust your sad little bubble here, but humans can and will have sex on a regular basis whether you yourself are doing so or not. That is a biological fact roughly analogous to the fact that human beings have bowel movements. Do you wish to restrict human beings' bowel movements or to limit health coverage for bowel-related medical problems? Is that what you are saying? Please don't bother responding, I fear that if you do smoke will start rolling out of your ears and your head will literally explode in a gush of Technicolor special effects.
You, sir, are possibly one of the stupidest people I've ever met in Open Salon, and you earn that title against some very stiff opposition.
And picturing here, now, greenheron and bell vance with knees holding aspirins, or duct taped, bent over a table side by side..
... but the fantasy that really is giving me a hard-on right about now (checking.. yes, it's working) is of Foster Friess spending himself into the poorhouse trying to get that wack-a-doodle Santorum elected, and that Ricky IS the nominee, only to get trounced and publicly humiliated in a landslide defeat--
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lack of sarcasm is a High Crime against the State,the
New One, ha.
you gotta still do a bit of penance.
you gotta get all silly and solicitously sarcastically
in
the
Subterfuge.
(or else what would redblooded men drink, if they
was good christians, & bloodthirsty?)
in the fields of the Lord..
luscious green vegetation, bright sun, a summer day.
you.
{{{{{{{Hugzzz}}}}}}}
at play is what i f-ing say it is.
in the fields? the timespace infinity stretching out around yer head
and body
right now,
that is the fields.
as for anyone else's interpretation of gawd or the lord
or humanity, or sin , i give
a zero shit.
blake trumps em all. a good christian, he.
'What is it men in women do require?
The lineaments of gratified desire.
What is it women in men require?
The lineaments of gratified desire.
No. 4, What Is It
and
O rose, thou art sick!
The invisible worm,
That flies in the night,
In the howling storm,
Has found out thy bed
Of crimson joy,
And his dark secret love
Does thy life destroy.
The Sick Rose
The Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggot in the mind of the universe
But I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
Then a guy came out of the water.
Etc.
The Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggot in the mind of the universe
But I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
The place of love and excrement, dear thing, are quite close!
That means nothing.
For: a good bowel movement or piss is better than orgasm often.
I have hijacked this phrase fields of the lord.
means something different now.
like; electromagnetic , gravitational, etc fields.
ya know my fondness for Fizz-icks.
think on what that means..to ape..to pretend..
to steal others' qualities as one's own.
as drew says, there is no "i".
not really.but there yet is..and it is an amalgram
of stolen voices from the past...............................
Lots of them! So many, I lost count……
i gotta try to be All at once, i think. i dunno.......
Ah Barbara, spoken like a classic conservatroid. That's the thing about most Righties; tbey're OK at checkers but they don't know how to play chess. Why pay? I suppose it all depends on if you're willing to concede that unwanted children are more of a drain on our society than subsidizing a little contraception is.
Just remember, James; there's no "I" in Taoism. Well, OK, there is actually, but it's a lower case "i" and there's probably some significance in that.
And it is wrong on so many levels: the things that the churches stolidly purport here, relating women's medical issues to some plot of our government to render pure evil, is absolute nonsense. Don't people know that they are being manipulated, cajoled and urged to this nauseating degree? We are not the leader of civilization that we may like to think ourselves.
and agree w/ u drew. no i. nor I. just good fluctuation.
taoism is cool. go flow.
flow is reached in a sort of hynogogic self-hynotizing state
wherein one trusts the Animal Body
or Unconscious to do some habits,
like brush yer teeth or put on
yer tanktop or whanot.
then............rationality, i , comes on the scene and say,
goodness, there is some imbedded intelligence there.
but
whaaaaat about The Will?
huh.
who cares.
My animal body knows its shit.
my soul is a tag along,
a passenger,an
i.
tis a plot. these fuckers couldnt plot a vote on the senate floor
re. the retroactive constituionally-granted
reproductive rights of the chicks who
miraculaously are still fertile and
able to create maybe a life or at
least some protoplasm maybe someday gonna be a man
or a woman once the 4th or 14th week of swimming there
without any damn thing to do in the womb
is over and he/she gotta man up. haw.
uh.
they got no clue.
none.
we smartie pants gotta stop hiding away in bungalows
and mansions and middle class divorce
and miserable poverty (me, _ay)
and get a voice from the Voice Factory. or something. i dunno.
i am wondering what mz. keira knightley gonna wear.also
mz.george clooney.
I love silence. Allows me to shed my i.
Groove on the currents.
The i is always there to fall
down
back into…
just a silly construction, an art project for school, where the teacher is insane.
Still…gotta get her approval to ha matriculate………..
Haw I dare u.
To uh, what/?
Be ‘castigated’?
No I am far too cute and sweet for any of yer galpals to get behind ya on that one. Ha.
I shall quote a mighty quote atcha..
The pride of the peacock is the glory of God.
The lust of the goat is the bounty of God.
The wrath of the lion is the wisdom of God.
The nakedness of woman is the work of God.
Line 22
Blake. Marriage of heaven & hell.
Plus!
Just to put the final nails in yer coffin:
“Got a home on high
Ain't nothing but a stranger in this world
I'm nothing but a stranger in this world
I got a home on high
In another land
So far away
Astral Weeks
Van Morrison.
Also, uh..
Van again cuz he in my Ear:
“Let go into the mystery
Let yourself go
You've got to open up your heart
That's all I know
Trust what I say and do what you're told
Baby, and all your dirt will turn
Into gold.
The Mystery
Ha thatll flatten you down. I dunno whether it will or not, but I hope I got an upper hand .
Upper hands are cool to get.
but all these other people too, especially the politicians.
so i shall devote the rest of the easter season to
the lower hand. i hope it is, ha, up for it.
van will certainly help.
i hear that in person he is a miserable s.o.b.
The author responded, "Ah Barbara, spoken like a classic conservatroid. That's the thing about most Righties; tbey're OK at checkers but they don't know how to play chess. Why pay? I suppose it all depends on if you're willing to concede that unwanted children are more of a drain on our society than subsidizing a little contraception is. "
No, sorry, not willing to concede that unwanted.... etc.
You don't want a kid, buy contraception. Stay out of my life and really, I'll stay out of yours. Fascism IS, in part, trying to make people do what they do not want to do for the sake of the whole group. (Everything inside the state, nothing outside of it.) You may do what you like with contraception, just don't pull me into your group. I get to stay outside. Sorry.
Nah, Babs, you don't get to stay outside. Sorry. Whether your pea-brain wants to admit it or not, human beings live in these groupings of individuals known as *nations* and in nations (or any other unit of societal organization you care to name), what happens to other folks in the group affects us directly. Now, I know this is challenging for you to understand, but if something bad happens to someone in a *nation* and they aren't personally able to bear the economic and other costs of that bad thing, then others must pay for it one way or another, via taxes or any of numerous other onerous burdens, so it's not just in the group's self interest to prevent those bad things from happening, but in yours personally as well. I realize you're too dimwitted to understand such basic socio-economic facts, but your rather astonishing lack of intelligence doesn't make them any less factual.
Bye babe.
You ignorant slut. I don't care what you are having or not having the law at this point is birth control pills will provided by health care insurance at no premium cost to the beneficiary. If that doesn't work for you perhaps you would like to suck on a shotgun.
Why do you oppose a system of healthcare that everyone could afford to participate in, why do you oppose using some of the plentiful tax dollars to be used to better the health of our people?
Do you have a model country you can point to where they only have health care for the upper class ( people that can afford to pay out of pocket for healthcare) that it works? that is in the upper portion of longevity and living conditions ?
How are people who work minimum wage jobs or even middle and lower middle class people who can not afford to pay out of pocket for healthcare to be handled ? Are they sent home to die? And what if they have no family to care for them? Where do all these sick people go? Currently they use clinics that are funded by the govt such as PP or the ER which drives up the costs of everyone who can afford to pay into a health care fund.
Wouldn't it make more sense to make an affordable plan for everyone to join?
I am in medical diagnostics, the cardiac ultrasound I perform costs about four thousand dollars, who could afford to pay for that?
Both my college graduate children have had extremely difficult time finding jobs that offer health care benefits, and the ones they offer are so expensive or cover so little, how would they ever recover if they get sick? Are they never to have children?
Perhaps mass sterilization of woman and men who cannot afford healthcare or contraception?
Is this the type of society you think is progressive? Again, what do you model your ideal society on.
Planned Parenthood is on the chopping block of all Republican agendas, if poor woman cant' get gyno care, or contraceptives there, through insurance and they are not available over the counter how do they pay for it themselves? Condoms are also provided at PP, so without any contraception or abortion in a country how do you take care of this population growth without healthcare? Where do all these babies go? Where are they born and who covers that? Woman just die in childbirth like in underdeveloped nations?
Currently, major insurance companies and religious institutions alike cover male impotence medications and prescribe for men the entire length of their lives. No questions asked and no one forces them to prove why they are using these meds, they are used purely for sexual reasons, having nothing to do with the health of the male, are you also advocating we can stop paying for these unnecessary adjuncts to sexual behavior if we choose? I certainly don't think men in their eighties need these meds, can I choose to not cover them if I want, following your dictate that we should all be allowed to choose the healthcare we pay into. How about if I don't believe in blood transfusions, I am a Jehovah Witness, do I have to pay for that too?
How does this make any sense?
Barbara, you blithering harpy; I can, without Googling or otherwise *checking the root* tell you that the term fascism derives from the Latin "fasces" which means "bundle" and more specifically the ceremonial bundle of rods with an axe in the center carried by lictors in ancient Rome. I could also tell you the definition of fascism itself if I was so inclined, but I don't have time to teach Political Ideologies Made Understandable For Mongoloids. I will however note that publicly subsidized birth control doesn't qualify as fascism or Nazism or totalitarianism or whatever other scary little tag you tend to throw out there when you get your knickers in a wad. Regarding "No, I am NOT in your group. Thank GOD!" you can flail your arms and stomp your feet all you want, but if you're a US citizen you are by definition in my group. It's hilarious the way pinheads of your stripe think that if a fallacy is repeated often enough and with enough vehemence it somehow becomes fact. Even more hilarious is that you apparently think a discussion about public funding of contraception is somehow relevant to what goes on in your dank little bedroom.
Anthony, Rita; I know, right?
meaning: the Individual,the most Holy F-ing thing
the Universe has created,
in conscious homo sapiens sapiens,
is part of some ugly sticky misery -inducing Group Mind
which is just
the top echelon of the rich successful f-er's cancerous
idiot ideology.
I realize now that an attempt to follow through on some of the blustery statements made above is futile as she resorts to name calling immediately without expounding on just how her plans to only pay for what she wants to would work if we all did that. Someday someone close to her or she herself, will have to get medical care and she will thank her lucky stars no one is sitting in judgement of her "lifestyle" choices and withholding care for that very reason. You can delete my overlong comment if you want..