I have to say, I am definitely more than my tits and ass and cunt and penis. In fact, now and then I have to check to make sure they are still there. Because here’s the thing; as perfect as my tits and ass and cunt and penis are, my… Read full post »

A jury has found Linda Marie Naggs,  a professional dancer, not guilty of raping a man at a bachelor party.

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 at the risk of appearing paranoid (which doesn't phase me.  by all means, go ahead, i've got balls the size of Neptune), i posit that Jane Smithie is not just some blogger who blogs for the fun of it.  i posit that she is paid to write the blogs she writ… Read full post »

Pt.1: Dana

I'm not good at being nice, so I'll keep this short and to the point. I did a piece several days ago which was a parody of a post by fellow OSer Dana D. I wasn't parodying Dana, I was parodying one particular post, and my main motivation in doing so was to… Read full post »

For those of you who still think the health care reform bill they're getting ready to foist off on us is a good thing, here's what the National Nurse's Union, the largest union and professional assocation of nurses in the US, has to say about the bill (from NPR):

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I won't be played for a fool, and I won't be strung along for a moment longer while he waits on his "divorce papers" to go through. Since he declined to heed my warnings, since he won't take my advice to quit his job and move to Milwaukee to kick the… Read full post »

Being new here in Open Salon and never having done a post, I considered it a great honor when Tinkertink69 agreed to answer some questions I stole off Nanatehay's interview post from last night. I flew into Fargo this morning and met the man himself, and he answered the questions over coffee… Read full post »

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