I am sad to say, I am going to have to leave for a bit due to the following:
You are all entirely too clever and witty, and have become a major distraction in my life. How can I concentrate on fluid and electolyte imbalances and how to remedy hypovolemic shock with all of this carrying on? And OE Sheepdog - your recent open call was just the last straw, hear me?
Yes, I'm afraid I am going to have to leave the party for a bit because I really need to avoid receiving one of these on my final exams. Due to my extreme procrastination and serious OS addiction it is seeming like a real possibility:
In addition, between school and OS, my children have become virtual orphans. My dear daughter is tired of having to cook for herself every night. Poor wee thing!
Not to mention the fact that our hovel is in dire need of major repairs:
It may take some time to remedy this sad state of affairs. It might even be an entire week before I am able to check in again! Don't know if I can last that long, though. Terrible, isn't it?


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But we understand. It must be done. Remember though, you see the pink elephants, give them pink peanuts!! :)
I hope you got some OS-methadone!
Move in with me? Ya blog all day. I'll cook.
I'll watch a sun and the moon, order chaos.
Male and Female, Madonna a sacred lover,
Good and Evil, life and death, O primordial,
Opposites existing in a yin~yang, a Universe,
and this ll exist in perfect harmony, no leave?
Sometimes we see a shadow, but there's light!
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We all see through a same- looking glass darkly.
But when face to face, a doubt will then departs.
I say that to me. Dance in the Light of the Moon!
I just bantering with me. You. It is the soliloquy.
Life is this peculiar? Yes! To be or not to be. stay?
The chores do need to be done. I hear You. Ya me!
Tomorrow is a day away.
No worry. Anticipate good.
You will okay before Ya merry.
huh? What you sayin'? Somethin'!
I've been in jail and rehab so many times that I'm afraid to leave this place.
..... unless ........ unless it is possible to combine the two ....... perhaps you could type some of your nursing essay's in here? Could that not be of interest to some????????????
Looking forward to your return, when you will proudly declare you have passed.
Meanwhile place us in the deep freeze and get good grades on those tests! We are rooting for you to do that!
Monte
Rated & Cheers!
You're choosing some useless education over OS friends? It's the educators that are truly the cause of your dismay, not us OSers.
You doubt me?
Do we expect perfection as do your instructors? HELL NO!
Do we expect you to rise from a fitful night of dreams fearing you're going to be left asking for pennies on the street corners of Oklahoma City after failing finals, only to study even harder? HELL NO! In fact, we would gladly send you pennies for free.
Do we intimidate you and make you look at boring damned textbooks and wrinkly old cadavers asking for $200.00 dollars to fix their windshields broken by some obnoxious hillbilly kid long ago? HELL NO!
Do we expect you to stay up late at night, responding to question after question? Well maybe.
You can clearly see, far outweighing the pros that the cons of school are surely your problem, not us here at OS.
Choose wisely my dear Okie friend. Choose wisely.
From the GripeVine.... & Donah..//