FINALLY, someone who has the courage to say what I've been thinking for months! I've always had a thing for midgets....

Thanks, Nana - I just thought it needed sayin'.

It's about time someone stood up to this nonsense.

I tolerate her for her avatar which I visit and drool upon daily, but her blog is rather thin.
Seriously though, the PTB should kick her/him out of here.
One more note. I lurve MUNCHKINS!

JK and OE - glad to know I have your support;)

I agree, trig - muchkins just rock!

Like Cotton Hill, I had my shins blown off (not in World War II, but in a freak fireworks accident), and am now a foot shorter than I used to be, so I really don't appreciate being tortured by this "Tall Connect" nonsense. It's just cruel.

FTTT we get short on patience, at least.

I think I saw Randy Newman hangin out in OS. He said he had a personal invitation from a diva on this site.

In short, LOL!

;-)

"It's about time someone stood up to this nonsense."

Would anyone notce if we all stood up?

That's a short joke in case you didn't get it.

The long and the short of this is that this post is perfect. And hilarious. I always disliked Kate Smith. Now I despise her.

Jeanette - sorry for your misfortune. Hopefully we can curb Smith's belittling comments!

Myriad - short on patience is an understatement;)

Boomer - how'd you find out? Randy promised he wouldn't tell anyone!

Spotted - thanks for stopping by!

Ocular - "Would anyone notice if we all stood up?" Gosh - don't know - I'm stumped!


O'Really - glad you appreciated this - Kate Smith's popularity seems to be shrinking!

Perhaps kate smith mistook the meaning of "Open" Salon :-)

Damn, another reason why I'll never fit in!

Oh the guild of the guilded...or is that gelded? You know... the high voices and all.... : )

And I have those outfits in all of the colors! xox

I prefer to call her Katie... it's a diminutive.

Stand up straight guys! Oh, I see you ARE standing and standing straight up. Sorry.

Thank god, I 've been standing on JK's shoulders for a year now and I am ready to expose my true short self to the world!

Good! Now I can get off this damn pedestal you all have put me on.

katydids? I question life's meaning,
and my existence, sanity, audacity,
ay, if I remarry I'll change my name.

James to Hill.
James to Hell.
James gets changer to Art Hill. huh?
If I have one more daughter? finals?
I call my pretty daughter Betty Hill?
O Betty Crocker Hill? Beverly Hell?
New baby? Oho!
Oh, Beverly Hill.
I'm over the hill.
Beverly Hill. hell.

You said it, DBD!~

Thank you! Think she'll listen and leave?

Thanks for the chuckle, but I gotta say, those munchkins have always creeped me out. Yikes!

How does she decide where to post her solicitations?

Thanks everyone for playing along (and especially for being kind enough to overlook my spelling error). Bob - I thought the limitations of stature were spelled out clearly in the TOS!

Ghost - since you're somewhat transparent, we'll waive any height requirements for you.

Chuck - hmmm. Now that you mention it you may be on to something.

Robin - I bet you look smashing in green plaid!

WSFTC and CK - haha! you both prove that brevity is the soul of wit!

Skeltnwoman - I can promise there are no slouchers on this site. Now slackers on the other hand....

Mamoore - wow - no wonder JK was so ready for the truth to be told!

iamsurly - sorry, but we'll have to take a vote on that!

Art James - I'm over the hill too, and Betty Crocker is one of my best friends. Also think I prefer katydids to Kate Smith.

Tai - thanks!

Lunchlady - good to see you. Like the saying goes - hope springs eternal:)

Jimmymac - glad you got a laugh. Fortunately munchkin appearances are rare on my blog;)

Lacey - good question - that seems to be one of many OS mysteries.

I hate to admit it, but I don't know who Kate Smith is and therefore am not following your post. Why am I always the last to catch on or the last to hear about something here on OS? Maybe I have my head in the sand too much. :)

My apologies, Patricia. I think I'll let Kate Smith speak for herself. Her body of work here at OS consists entirely of the following spammed comment:

I’d like to share a very interesting place with you ____TALLCONNECT. COM___ . It brings you gorgeous girls and big tall men together. After checking it,I saw a lot of celebrities there,including many Hollywood stars. It’s a great website to date a beautiful woman or handsome guy there. kate Smith

Oh great, now I'm going to have that little munchkin song-and-dance stuck in my head all day: "We represent the Lollipop guild..."

appreciate your letting us out of the closet!

"We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild.
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land"

Thanks for speaking up and representing the shorties! Ding dong, Is the wicked witch dead yet?

Amen, Dustbowl!