Dear Darling Hubby:

 I know we've only been married for a few months now, but honestly, you have absolutely no excuse for eating the last of the crispy wings from Pizza Hut! While we're "newlyweds", it's not like you don't know what's up in this house - you've been living with me for years! You should have known that I was saving the wings for my "brunch" today! I'm still wondering why in the world you would "want" to eat them, since they weren't swimming in hot sauce - they were just plain. I'll assume that you ate them for breakfast, since you had your Apple Jacks last night (btw, I finished the box - fair is fair!)

Now, the wings are on special tonight, so maybe I'll have to go and order more. Please don't expect that I will order Hot Buffalo wings for you. I despise saucy wings, and am in no mood to be nice to you right now by ordering them! I'll be ordering the plain ones again, if I order any at all! Since there's no hot sauce in the house (remember, I despise it), you'll have to make due with dry spices. Following is the recipe for the hot spice that my dad came up with for wings - you should know it, since I've used it on wings, baked chicken, pork, and roasted chicken.

 The Dr.'s Hot Wing Spice

4 Tablespoons Old Bay Seasoning

1/2 Teaspoon Garlic Salt

1/4 Teaspoon Ground Red Pepper

1/2 Teaspoon Cayenne Pepper

1 Teaspoon Caraway Seeds (optional)

I think we have enough Old Bay Seasoning for you to double the recipe. Please don't use all of it, or else! For future reference, stealing my leftovers is grounds for spending the night in sofa city. Repeated offenses will only encourage me to let my fingers do the walking in the Divorce Attorney section of the yellow pages!

Not much love,

Your wife

P.S. I was surfing around Amazon and added couple things to my wishlist. Haven't seen the UPS truck stop in front of our house lately - I miss seeing our delivery man!