Biggest Loser & world peace. With an emphasis on Biggest Loser.

Ellen Dane

Ellen Dane
Location
Idaho,
Birthday
November 12
Title
Attorney

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Equal parts funny and smart

Greetings!  It’s Biggest Loser time.  I stopped blogging about the show for a few weeks after Tracey, aka Evil Bug Eyes, aka a finalist for my Couch in Hell, won an obviously rigged contest that provided her with the ability to choose teams and set the stage for stacking her ownRead full post »

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OCTOBER 23, 2009 3:23PM

Steve Phillips: What, no love child? No trips to Argentina?

Sigh.  Those of you who follow professional sports, particularly baseball, are likely familiar with Steve Phillips. If not for his less than spectacular run as the Mets' General Manager than maybe because he’s a regular on ESPN’s “Baseball Tonight.”

Or was. Anyone unfami… Read full post »

OCTOBER 18, 2009 3:46AM

Placenta: The Other White Meat?

Today I attended a baby shower. 

 

I'm not gonna lie.  Sometimes it’s weird to be the single, childless woman at a soiree like this, where everyone else is married and/or a mom.

 

Baby shower conversations generally entail guests explaining to the prospective mom how being… Read full post »

I was born and raised a Dodger fan. My dad grew up in central Cal. During his college years in Pasadena, he met this little hottie also known as my mom. His idea of courtship was taking her to Dodger Stadium, plunking her down in a cheap seat, and maybe springingRead full post »

Rush Limbaugh.  I simply do not understand the love affair he enjoys with white, pissed-off-at-the-world Americans.  He’s not even clever.  Here’s a typical Rush zinger:

“But I think his head is now growing so big that his ears actually fit.” (Referring to PresiRead full post »

Greetings!  It’s Biggest Loser Time.

 

As you are aware last week was a watershed episode on Loser. Despite the fact they are only a few weeks into competition Tracey (aka Evil Bug Eyes) ate cupcakes, gained the ability to select who weighed in for each team, and cemented her status as… Read full post »

Greetings! It’s Biggest Loser time.

 

Sweet!  Sean’s perplexing hair lives on.

 

  Throw this hair on a dude. That's Sean.

Throw this hair on a dude. That's Sean.

 

Oh MAN. Allison just said it’s “Would You Rather Week.”  In my peer group this means debating over what would/… Read full post »

Sigh.  What a Monday.  I woke up at 5:00 a.m. in a pool of sweat after dreaming that a friend was trying to murder me.  All of you dream analysts, feel free to weigh in.  Couldn’t go back to sleep because I had a comatose Jack Russell spooning me and I’d/… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 23, 2009 5:57PM

Biggest Losers: The playas

Ok so in the midst of setting up the blog premise I forgot to provide any feedback whatsoever on the show itself. I’ll start with the contestants.

The show itself has transcended television, evidenced by the protein powders, work out videos, etc. that are all available for sale at thisRead full post »

SEPTEMBER 23, 2009 1:59PM

Biggest Loser

Like any of you reading this I should be working right now but I can't.

Strike that.  There is nothing physically stopping me from cranking out the petition to modify custody that sits collecting dust on the corner of my desk. It's just too hard to concentrate on alternating weekends… Read full post »