Ellie Presner's Blog

Ellie Presner

Ellie Presner
Location
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Birthday
December 31
Bio
I type faster than a speeding bullet, finish the Sunday NY Times Xword puzzle in a flash, and seethe at the misuse of "its" or "it's." Yet I'm not a Virgo! Go figure.

MY RECENT POSTS

SEPTEMBER 30, 2011 9:12AM

Kitchen Karma

Fork + spoon 

Ha ha! Suck it up, lady! See what it’s like, for a change!

I was gloating with glee. How many times did my neighbour’s exotic cooking odours torture me, as they wafted down the hall and crept into my apartment. How many timesRead full post »

In no particular order:

1)    My So-Called Life

Two words: Claire Danes.

2)    Six Feet Under

This great ensemble show should have continued at least as long as E.R. did. I mean, come on – Peter Krause. Michael C. Hall. James Cromwell. Lauren Ambrose. Frances ConroRead full post »

JANUARY 28, 2011 2:35PM

A “Grammer” Rant

Is it just me, or am I going to “loose” my mind from the awful mistakes rampant on Internet highways and byways? Maybe you can give me some “advise” to help me deal with this. It would be a real “priviledge” for me to receive your assistance. It would “defina… Read full post »
JANUARY 4, 2011 12:56PM

Tipping - an Unnecessary Evil?

 

Am I the only one who feels intimidated by the whole tipping thing? When? Where? How much? To whom? And especially, why?

Maybe it stems from an uncomfortable experience I had many years ago. I was newly married, and agreed to order a meal-for-two for myRead full post »

SEPTEMBER 21, 2010 10:34AM

Love - Love

Oodles of years ago, when I was lighter and a lot more limber, I felt it was time to teach my then-eight-year-old son, Jeremy, to play tennis. I fancied myself a fair player back then, and he was eager to learn the sport his mom loved so much.

Money was tight, and… Read full post »

JUNE 8, 2010 10:07PM

The Day My Mother Left My Father

Blah, blah, blah. I was hearing the usual crap over the phone from my mom: "...and then he started yelling at me right in front of the people in the elevator. I was so embarrassed, I wanted to disappear."

 I shook my head and gritted my teeth.Read full post »

Editor’s Pick
JUNE 7, 2010 12:58PM

32A: My First Bra

[Illustration sadly removed for legal reasons... <sniff>]

 The summer before I turned 11 was one of the most frustrating times of my life. My best friend Sarah shared my angst, which centred, of course, on our chests. We didn’t want chests! Chests were for babies. No, we longed forRead full post »

JUNE 5, 2010 6:37PM

The Making of a Nicotine Addict

Her name was Linda*. Not being particularly imaginative, we used to call her Skinny Linny. I was 11, and I think she was 12 at most.
 
Linny was just... different. It was as though she were beamed down to our block from another planet. Given to sitting stock-still on the back stairs… Read full post »