Ellie Presner's Blog
Ellie Presner
- Location
- Montreal, Quebec, Canada
- Birthday
- December 31
- Bio
- I type faster than a speeding bullet, finish the Sunday NY Times Xword puzzle in a flash, and seethe at the misuse of "its" or "it's." Yet I'm not a Virgo! Go figure.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Kitchen Karma
September 30, 2011 09:04AM - Premature Ep-cellation: 5 TV
Shows yanked before their time
August 30, 2011 01:16PM - A “Grammer” Rant
January 28, 2011 02:27PM - Tipping - an Unnecessary Evil?
January 04, 2011 12:54PM - Love - Love
September 21, 2010 10:33AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “My, my, my. A sleeping
giant has awakened! A dead
volcano has
suddenly erupted,
i…”
February 12, 2012 08:20PM - “Tripill - We do have
long memories in our family,
don't
we?!
xoxox
me”
October 01, 2011 11:37AM - “Bobbee - Thanx for your
comment... Perhaps next time I
plan
to use it, I can
invi…”
October 01, 2011 11:36AM - “Heeey Ev, aka Ms. Weak
Wrists! Thanx so much for
writing
&
rating!
xox
Ell”
September 30, 2011 10:00PM - “'Salon also plans to
hold community events
“in barber
shops and
salons acro…”
September 30, 2011 05:31PM
Ellie Presner's Links
Kitchen Karma
Ha ha! Suck it up, lady! See what it’s like, for a change!
I was gloating with glee. How many times did my neighbour’s exotic cooking odours torture me, as they wafted down the hall and crept into my apartment. How many times… Read full post »
Premature Ep-cellation: 5 TV Shows yanked before their time
In no particular order:
1) My So-Called Life
Two words: Claire
Danes.
2)
Six Feet
Under
This great ensemble show should
have continued at least as long as E.R. did. I
mean, come on – Peter Krause. Michael C. Hall. James
Cromwell. Lauren Ambrose. Frances Conro… Read full post »
A “Grammer” Rant
Tipping - an Unnecessary Evil?
Am I the only one who feels intimidated by the whole tipping thing? When? Where? How much? To whom? And especially, why?
Maybe it stems from an uncomfortable experience I had many years ago. I was newly married, and agreed to order a meal-for-two for my… Read full post »
Love - Love
Oodles of years ago, when I was lighter and a lot more limber, I
felt it was time to teach my then-eight-year-old son, Jeremy, to
play tennis. I fancied myself a fair player back then, and he was
eager to learn the sport his mom loved so much.
Money was tight, and… Read full post »
The Day My Mother Left My Father
Blah, blah, blah. I was hearing the usual crap over the phone from my mom: "...and then he started yelling at me right in front of the people in the elevator. I was so embarrassed, I wanted to disappear."
I shook my head and gritted my teeth.… Read full post »
[Illustration sadly removed for legal reasons... <sniff>]
The summer before I turned 11 was one of the most frustrating times of my life. My best friend Sarah shared my angst, which centred, of course, on our chests. We didn’t want chests! Chests were for babies. No, we longed for… Read full post »
The Making of a Nicotine Addict
Her name was Linda*. Not being particularly imaginative, we used
to call her Skinny Linny. I was 11, and I think she was 12 at
most.
Linny was just... different. It was as though she were beamed down
to our block from another planet. Given to sitting stock-still on
the back stairs… Read full post »
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