Two weeks ago Cyril the Gnome was captured by Kim Gamble on Pirate Wimmins Night. He is presently sitting in the hold of the ship and Gamble has been using him for weather forecasting. I kid you not.

Cyril’s taco truck is still sitting in Golden Gate Park and has been invaded by elderly hippies. They have already changed the name of the truck to:

 “Would you like this truck on your party?”

One has to wonder what is growing in Golden Gate  Park these days.

 I have finally contacted him through E.S.P  for this Q and A.

Thanks to our two blog guests this week. Tink and Kateasley!

1.What is the difference between a lawn gnome and a regular gnome?

cyril: Does your lawn jockey ride?

     I heard actually that gnomes used to mug people for fun so some Norwegian God turned some of you into stone. Good thing as you are nothing but ankle biters.

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 2. South Park had an episode where Tweet was being terrorized by "Underpant Gnomes". Is there such a thing?

cyril: The underwear fetish was fleeting.

    I guess it gets real cold sitting on those toadstools huh? Was that why?  I hear your kind has poor business plans anyways. Most are unemployed and are always hanging with their Gnomies!

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3. How much does the Travelocity Gnome from "The Amazing Race" get paid every year?

cyril: His stock portfolio is formidable.

Well this is what I heard how he got his money.

In Sept 8th of 2010

"The Gillette News-Record reports Gillette police recovered dozens of gnomes stolen from yards around northeast Wyoming in May. Two teenage girls are the alleged culprits.

Some people have claimed their gnomes. Those not picked up were considered lost and found property. The Travelocity Gnome hired these girls for nothing but profit making."

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4. What other things do you put in the pot to make Gnome Stew?

cyril: 12 pirate wimmin + gamble's ship.

       and a cup of Lucky Charms ?

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5. What is the name of the most Evil Gnome in the universe?

cyril:    Cheney/Beck: it's a tossup.

Tink.. Good question!!!

The answer is of course Joe Gnome!! Evil!! Evil! Evil! :D

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6. What does the Gnome Foundation really do?

cyril: it supports the unfounded.

   I heard they make shirts that say,

“If life hands you lemons, throw them at the nearest Gnome”

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7. Give me a sentence with the word Gnome in it.

cyril: gnome love lives last longer.

kat easley : To Gnome is to love 'em.

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8. What do Gnomes most fear about Christmas?

cyril: enslavement by elves

  Maybe you should call Gnomeland Security about it!

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9. What would you like everyone to know about Gnomes?

cyril: we make nice house guests.

        Is that true you can explode by humping someone's leg?

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10-I have heard gnomes are crazy in love with weiner dogs? Is this true or who do they fall in love with?

Cyril: pt 1: no. weiner dogs pee on gnomes.

             pt 2:  gnomes prefer routinely hatted women.

    Gnomes only weigh 11 ounces.  That must be one heck of a flood for you in Gnome Man's Land. I don't know if I would care to date someone who routinely has a bad hair day. Is she using products?

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11-Now that Pirate Wimmins night is over and you are still sitting in the hold of Kim Gamble's ship what would you like people to know

Cyril: there's mold in the bulkhead. ='D

        With all that pipe smoking you Gnomes do one would think you might have burned it down already. I heard the real reason he is mad at you is because you stole his alcohol.

 "You know, squirrels like Gamble can be deadly when cornered."

Be careful in there as Gamble's boat has gnobrakes,

and remember ......

                              "Say Gnome to Drugs "

 SAFE_BET AMY HAS DONE A REALLY FUNNY PIECE ON GNOMES TODAY TOO. PLEASE CHECK IT OUT !!

Linda Seccaspina 2010

This is the fifth in a series of Q and A's

Next week is a discussion between Kateasley about women's stuff. Yeah.. women's stuff.

4. Sex with Linda & Oryoki Bowl

3. Dining and Dashing with Tinkertink69

2. Writing on Bathroom Walls with Smurfs and Kate Easley

1. Brian B and Catherine Forsythe