I completed today’s blog last night and let Steve take a look at it. I asked him if he liked it and he said it was okay. But it was the tone of the word "okay" I didn’t like.
He said he did not understand all the cat pictures and did not care for Arnold and called him a pussy. I looked at him and laughed and said,
“Exactly!”
I sat there and deleted most of my cat pictures except three and thought.
Could this not be the ultimate pay per view Maury Povich Show?
I can hear Maury now,
"We are going to play a wonderful game called “Who's Your Daddy?” and chances are this Daddy is not going to have “Total Recall!”
Maury tells the audience that most Baby Daddies keep having sex with their baby mommas even when they have stopped the relationship. How long did Arnold "the impregnator" keep this thing hidden from his wife Maria?
I do believe it was ten years so he can really be called “The Running Man!”
Maury tells him,” You are the father!"
Arnold said that he has also been accused of "creepin" around with the lady of the local taco truck and she said that little Arnie has the same eyes as him. Arnold admitted that he did bring home free tacos to his family.
Maury says,
"The lie detector says, you are the father!"
Arnold argues with another mother on the stage that the baby is black and it looks nothing like him. He insists he is not the father and wants a DNA test.
Maury says,” When it comes to the DNA test- you are the father!"
Arnold screams, "He doesn't even have my eyes!"
Arnold insists that he is not the father of another baby either.
The mother screams at him,
"Look at those eyes, nose and especially his neck!"
"Dis is Yo Baby!"
Maury screams,
"When it comes to little Andy- you are the father!"
Arnold tells the very last woman on stage that he used protection when he had an affair with her.
"Dat baby don't like me!" he says.
"Whuuuut? Thaz not my son!" he adds.
Maury yells-"You are not the father!
Arnold smiles, looks at her and says,
"Hasta la Vista Baby-I’ll be back!”
Linda Seccaspina 2011
Cat Pictures by Linda
Other pictures by Google images
Short Shorts by Linda Seccaspina
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Rugrat.. So are you using the word tomcat now in public? LOL
Susie: I am going to leanr how to photo shop this summer hahaha
Designanator: I have some mucho nice pics of that cat hahaha.
Yeah , but I dont think he cares.
Algis: LOl thank you kind sir
Jerry: The 'ator" world is now our oyster hahah
I accidentally deleted a beter clearer edited version of my post today and now I cnt repost bec I cnt remember all of what I had writtten in and the exact word :)
Love the cat and flowers.
Rolling.. My blogs take an average of 4-5 hours sometimes. Yes, did not get a favourable reaction from Steve so I tore it all down and started over.
Rei: I know a lot of those ego people.. yuck
Catherine: Perhaps a new entry in the dictionary?:)
I can see him doing the dance when the last one isn't his.
A friend of mine is addicted to that show, I watched it when I was at her place for a visit. It is always a cliff hanger until the envelope is opened.
I love your kitty pictures and video, the kitty seems much more dignified than Arnie.
rated with love
To expect someone who consistently showed us a complete lack of integrity in his public life to be any different in his private life is just silly.
Eve: Well the baby's momma's name has been released.. ITS ON>> :(
Another Steve: Check out his website and see if he cares.
Lezlie
Where the heck is your story.. we are all ears..:)
SERIOUSLY.. Could be a best seller..:)
Now tell me, Linda: Is there a reason you list all those words in your tag? There must be, as it takes so much time.
Well written Linda...like the pictures too.
You know, considering Maria's background with the Kennedy clan she shouldn't be too surprised by male infidelity.
Just Cathy: Sad thin his sons with Maria now go by Shriver for their last name.
Matt: I think that is one reason she took it so long.
Linnnn: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
John: Now that was a JUNIOR idea:)
"The best activities for your health are pumping and humping."
~Arnold Schwarzenegger
Just for the records, I have never heard of a cat lying, cheating or breaking promises.
BTW, I was a CA State employee for a short time. I worked across the lawn from Arnie's office and he never once invited me over to share the free tacos. A cad indeed! Alas life is so cruel.
..arnold=man with zombie eyes.
you're a genius!
now can we talk about something that matters?
And Arnold S. is so ugly that I feel for that child. But what makes me truly sick is that the love child was shut out, while the other children, who were living the high life. That is just so dark ages.
Hugs and R.
Read more on PATERNITY FRAUD here.
Rosy: bring them all on.. Public Nuisances
Chuck I heard more when I was doing research yesterday.
Geezerchick: I just dont know..:(
Mary: This is all I am going to do on this guy
Another Steve: It was up yesterday and so was he hahaha. NO tacos??:(
Gailanne: who knew??:)
Brina B: this is my only post I am wasting on him
Xenon: Like one bad romance book
Noah: Well he had better work hard now.
Maria's well rid of Ahnold.
funny post! rated
I feel so bad for that child, knowing that the "real children" have been living the high life while he is shut out. How dark ages and backward. But Ahhhnold comes from backward.
Heh Suz: Now I should have used that hahaha
Xenon: His other kids killed their last name and went to Shriver.
Ick. Ick. ICK.
...but your post is funny. : )
Tink.. is that your girlfriend??:)
Margaret.. you are the goddess of words..
I'll have to press send now dammit. FRed(tm) has strolled orf in a huff"
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