Memorial Day is a day to remember those who served in the military past and present. It is also a long weekend meant for family gatherings, the Indy 500 and garage sales
I hope we never fail to remember those who gave up their lives for our freedom. May we also not forget the things that we bought, built and then gave away.
The following are real items that are available to anyone that wants them for free:
In Memory Of
Memorial Day Curb Alert!
I just found more things in my garage and they are now sitting on the curb:
old plastic garbage cans (need to be cleaned)
stuffed rabbits, toy kind
old Israel wine (should be 21 to pick it up!)
Party favors
Take what you want and don't make a mess and bother my weird neighbours!
No holds!
Cupcakes are Passé Now!
I have three cupcake stands and about 130 unfrosted cupcakes that no one wanted for a Memorial Day picnic. My husband and I had an angry discussion about the sudden sickness he got on my last batch. He said the family was beginning to talk.
They are now sitting at the end of my driveway. I would pick them up quick before small animals start munching them after it gets dark!
Two free used toilets!
I have two used toilets for free. They are working and clean, with a couple of cracks you might be able to fix.
Both need seats. Yes, I am a male and do not like seats.
Free chicken house
Please come and take this away! I will also throw in a free 3 foot religious statue. You can use it to pray for eggs.
Hopefully you have some chickens.
Free Furniture!
Please note that my laundry shown in the picture does not come with it!
Free Milk!!
One says sell by May 24th
Another says sell by June 7th.
Free- Still good and email if you can use them.
Don't wanna waste them.
Thank you
Free Glade Spray!
Used once. Scent is French Vanilla.
I only respond to emails that *include* name, number, and a polite request.
Free Bees! PLEASE !
Hi there!
A beehive just exploded through a wall of a church at 9th and Chester in West Oakland. If anyone you know can take care of feral bees then get ur butt over here and do it before they get annihilated!
I'm sure you'll have to talk to the owner of the church beforehand.
PS: You can see the hive halfway up the right side of the building. It's between two of the three thin windows. Be careful and don't expect Jesus to help you. I don't think he was a bee keeper.
True Light Church at 9th and Chester
Free Litterbox for cat!
Hi!
I found something that looks like it's a litter box for a cat sitting under the eaves of my house when I was cleaning. I think it belonged to a previous tenant.
If you recognize it, or think it'll be useful to you, please stop by and pick it up!
Enter to win a FREE Orgasm!
Cutest girl to send me her picture will win one free, mind bending orgasm.
Second contest for two cuties together - cutest two photos sent together win TWO mind blowing orgasms. Now that is a Memorial Day special! Contest ends tonight at 7pm!
Good luck!
Free Place to Drop off Junk
A van will be towed a little after 5:00 pm tonight in the lower Haight. Maybe you'd like to load all that heavy junk that's in yer basement or backyard into the van to see how much the tow truck can carry!
I'll get back to you b4 4:00 pm.
Coolio y'all !
Memories, may be beautiful and yet
What's too painful to remember
We simply choose to forget....
Linda Seccaspina 2011
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Hahaha! By midnight your email could be full of competitor's pictures. Get ready~
Jane: I thought that song was a perfect match hahaha. Wonder if Matt wants the chicken coop?? Pretty nasty looking hahaha
Peggy: All true and the couch pic is the real one.. only he spelled furniture.. furnitures
Jon: You are too..:)
Bobbit.. Merci monsieur le Bobbit..:)
Susie: LOL
Rugrat: Ohhh I know you would be there.:)
Matt: NO he and his friends were looking for booze and other things.:)
Larry: Seriously? They would have to pay to have someone take me away..
Chicken Man.. Cluck of the morning to you..:)
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Wow. You've given a whole new twist to Memorial Day. Obviously, you've had a picnic with this post. Happy memories! :)
LOL :-)
They are just lucky you did not get your ball bat out...
Note: Heart is in a really bizarre mood today. Anything I comment or write today should not be taken seriously. Even though I have not drank a thing, tomorrow I will sware I was drunk and do not remember a thing. LOL :-)
INK; LOL you are too funny
Vivian: You are such a clever girl
Dianaani: If I was closer I would go get them for you. They were not that bad looking but Id worry about the residue on the stand hahaha
Dave: Thank you very much but that is NOT MY laundry hahaha
I lived in a house with a beehive in the wall....they will bust out eventually, just as they found out at the church.
The honey, unfortunately, does not drip out of the wall when you poke a hole in the drywall, as one son found out while looking for a new business to start (get yer honey!)...
...just bees drip out.
Hayley: Close hahaha
Walter: We aim to please
Just thinking: OMGGGGGGG was he hurt?
Designanator: I will provide the cookies.
Scanner: I took that picture yesterday and had no idea what it is. I wlka by it every day. It sits on some mans landing. I thought it was a croc.. but a rams head sounds like it.
Have a great Memorial Day weekend!
note: i need my laundry back the way it was
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Now yellow jackets?? Eeek!
Lezlie
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Okay heart>>:)
Rei: that coop looks like it has flown the coop..:)
Cranky: Let me guess you want that cupcake holder too.:)
Ume: starched and folded?:)
J thinking: I always have to protect my Steve from bees hahaha
Lezlie: LONG story about this blog. It was supposed to be a repost and then words started. hahaha
Alysa: they are unfrosted ma cher hahahah
Rosycheeks: I wonder how long that wine lasted at the curb hahah
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Scarlett: 18 to go to war and 21 to drink.. does not make sense does it?
Yup go to war, fireworks but do not dare drink.
R Poetess: thank you and many hugs
Me, I'm holding out for the Old Isreal wine. The Kosher wine for sacramental purposes made me giggle!
It's amazing not only what people throw away, but what they believe other people will want!
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what what?
Oh...errp. Never mind.
Okay Maurene: that is my comment of the week.. hahahaha
Margaret.. I will mail them to you..:)
Mind if I just throw my laundry in with yours?