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- Linda's column can now be read in The Humm newspaper and online. Also pick up an issue of Screamin Mamas magazine from Florida for a peak at some of my writing.>>
My idol is former mentor and OPRAH senior associate producer Elizabeth Coady. Taskmaster extraordinaire but learned so much from her, and if I could be 1/8 as talented as her I 'd be laughing.>>>>>
My books "Menopausal Woman From the Corn" "Cowansville High Misremembered" "Naked Yoga, Twinkies and Celebrities" and "Cancer Calls Collect" now available on Amazon in paperback and Kindle >>>>>>>All covers also done by Diana Ani Stokely GRAFIX to go.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Cowansville High School Misremembered" book is now out as a fundraiser for the school._______________________ ___________________ Follow her on Twitter @@Mcpheeeeee. Linda Seccaspina was born in Cowansville Quebec about the same time the wheel was invented. _____________________________________ She used to own clothing stores in Ottawa and Toronto Ontario Canada from 1974-1996 called Flash Cadilac, Savannah Devilles, Nightmares and Flaming Groovies. _____________________________________ Her brain tries to writes stories about her menopausal life and a host of other things she gets annoyed at. _____________________________________ She has two sons, Schuyleur and one that does not want his name mentioned. She has a grandson called Romeo who is a Boston Terrier and a grandaughter Bella who is a french bulldog. _____________________________________ Linda loves people quite plain and simple and loves to hug.. Yes, she is one of "those".
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Every Valentine's Day makes me think of the horrid ‘heartfelt’ festivities in elementary school. You spent hours carefully cutting each valentine from a book that cost you 29 cents out of your allowance. You knew that if you got 3 or 4 cards you would be lucky as… Read full post »
Why do so many people wait until there is a holiday of some sort to be demonstrative? Is there something marked on the calendar that particular festive day that says,
"Okay guys and gals - suck it up;
it's time to be super nice today!"
Are people really human… Read full post »
She inserted ‘The Wizard of Oz’ once again into the VCR while she waited for the phone to ring. Tears were coming down her face remembering the months that her heart had been full of joy. Love had always been hard for her to receive and she could never… Read full post »
Preface of The Tayles of Emileeeeee Mcpheeeeee
After reading Scanner's blog this morning at 6am, I am dedicating this blog to him today. Love you Scanner and stay warm!!
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Thanks to SHEBA MARX for sharing her winter photos. Her links are at the bottom.
*Warning! Graphic text!
Yesterday my internet was off for over 12 hours. When it crashed I waited for 30 minutes and then banged on the door of our in house IP provider. Every time I tell someone the internet is off I get the same immediate question,
Princess Leia has lost the force so she says and has joined Jenny Craig to become its newest celebrity spokesperson. I was kind of shocked as Leia aka Carrie Fisher at one time said,
"I'm sorry I didn't eat just lettuce and sunflower seeds!” Here’s w… Read full post »
Some days I am sure some of you wonder if you are making a difference in life by writing words or with other forms of communication. Through my life I have tried so hard to make people understand that they matter and hope that maybe I made their day brighter at… Read full post »
Emileeeeee always had problems with love. She never trusted people and refused to believe anyone could love her. Why would they want to? She had always understood that she had been defective merchandise from the day she was born. Wasn't her mother rushed out o… Read full post »
In an announcement this week you mentioned that the "Jersey Shore" kids are going back to "the homeland" for season four. Are you really serious about Italy being their homeland? Shouldn’t Snooki be going to Chili instead of Italy? Do the Italian people have any idea tha… Read full post »
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This is a blog about "The Oakland Museum of California White Elephant Preview Sale" that is held every year.
Quotes from: "Mission Impossible"
"Should you, or any member of your I.M. force,… Read full post »
The day was crisp and cool at the county fair the day my sister died. I am told the rules about riding the ferris wheel by a somewhat expressionless man even though I am the only one sitting in a still damp seat. The changing colour of the leaves and the… Read full post »
I sat on the bus and listened to a Chinese grandmother tell her whining granddaughter why it was so important that she go to school. She told her that she came from a family of immigrants and that she must make her mark in this world to honour her ancestors.… Read full post »
As an avid weekly reader of Dan Savage’s column "Savage Love" I tend to be a non believer of a few of the letters he receives. Some of them are so far fetched and remind me of Penthouse Forum stories. How can people be that stupid? Would some people consider them… Read full post »
Last week another woman died trying to have her breasts enlarged. German porn star Carolin Berger a.k.a. "Sexy Cora" died last Thursday after her sixth breast enlargement operation. She was just barely 23 and was attempting a boob infusion to a 34F from a 34G.… Read full post »
Losing the internet over the weekend made me seriously wonder what we did before Facebook and email. How did we honestly exist? Instead of calling someone now I email them and never think twice about not remembering a phone number. It is just one click away and everything you need is… Read full post »
Yesterday I decided to catch up on some reading as the TV is gone for the weekend. Do not ask me where the little fella went to because that is a whole other blog in itself. I speed read so I finished the book "Who is the Real Betty Crocker?" in… Read full post »
When I was in Grade 2 my teacher's name was Miss Spicer. Even though my mother was terminally ill I had the life of a child most times. I saw the sun come up and there… Read full post »
I was born on the 24th day of July which was the hottest day of the year as my father would say. According to the stories of Arthur J. Knight it took my mother a couple of days to try and force me out into the world. Other old wives tales… Read full post »
I was born a picker as they call them on TV. My late father always brought me to auctions as a child and we bought items to resell or collect. I am almost 60 now and I am still continuing the tradition. There is nothing like the "thrill of… Read full post »
Emily Bracken from Bon Vivant magazine wrote a tasty piece last week called, “10 Signs she will be a High Maintenance Woman”. I proudly do not fit into any category of hers any longer. There are no decorated fingernails, fur lined jackets or a pink rhinestone cell phone in my… Read full post »
Apparently according to the foodie gurus who calculate what's in and what's out, a disease I live with everyday is still in for 2011. Thankfully Celiac disease is still trending up and even Subway is testing a gluten free sandwich in Texas for the next few months.… Read full post »
I grew up in the rural white bread province of Quebec in Canada. In my neck of the woods there were no black people until Stan Wright came to teach at our High School in the mid 60's. Stan was also married to a white woman and people were taken back at… Read full post »
Last summer I had the opportunity to meet a woman I will call "The Bird Woman of Carleton Place". Once in awhile she comes and feeds the Canadian Geese at the Mississippi Lake Park while she sits on a picnic table in her own little world.
When I asked her… Read full post »
Lind Bird, a proud loyal Canadian, was stopped at the U.S. Border for a selected random search a few weeks ago. She was read the illegal contraband riot act after her 2 buck Kinder Surprise egg was seized.
Homeland Security scores again!
&n… Read full post »
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