Linda Seccaspina

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Linda Seccaspina

Linda Seccaspina
Location
WHOOOOOOOOOOOVILLE, Peaceful
Birthday
July 24
Title
The Maiden of Death
Company
When you wish upon a star
Bio
Linda's column can now be read in The Humm newspaper and online. Also pick up an issue of Screamin Mamas for a peak at some of my writing. My books "Menopausal Woman From the Corn" "Cowansville High Misremembered" "Naked Yoga, Twinkies and Celebrities" and "Cancer Calls Collect" now available on Amazon in paperback and Kindle >>>>>>>Profile Photo by Diana Ani Stokely GRAFIX to go>>>>>>>> Cover also done by Diana Ani Stokely GRAFIX to go.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Cowansville High School Misremembered" book is now out as a fundraiser for the school._______________________ ___________________ Follow her on Twitter @@Mcpheeeeee. Linda Seccaspina was born in Cowansville Quebec about the same time the wheel was invented. _____________________________________ She used to own clothing stores in Ottawa and Toronto Ontario Canada from 1974-1996 called Flash Cadilac, Savannah Devilles, Nightmares and Flaming Groovies. _____________________________________ Her brain tries to writes stories about her menopausal life and a host of other things she gets annoyed at. _____________________________________ She has two sons, Schuyleur and one that does not want his name mentioned. She has a grandson called Romeo who is a Boston Terrier and a grandaughter Bella who is a french bulldog. _____________________________________ Linda loves people quite plain and simple and loves to hug.. Yes, she is one of "those".

MY RECENT POSTS

 

This is dedicated to family and friends so that they might understand my continued pursuit of happiness.  Bigger and better is not always the right choice sometimes. I try to put aside my rightness in most situations now to get a better perspective on things.  Some people nRead full post »

For two months I have been battling sickness and right now I am sick and tired of reading all the crap going on here. I fully admit I was interested in it for awhile but now I'm done. Yes, after I ran up to the bathroom for the 15th time today… Read full post »

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The world’s most pierced woman Elaine Davidson acquired one more ring last week. Davidson, who has 7000 piercings on her body, took a conservative non pierced man to be her loving husband. Her new beloved, Douglas Watson reported that Davidson looked astonishing and he said,


"People see the p
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Tasting you in rain I walk down to the plane,

try not to look down,

Thirteen years ago I thought, this day
could one day be an anniversary,

everything is light and sound.

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When I turned 7 I received my first china tea set and my next door neighbour made me a birthday cake in the shape of a swan. All my friends were there in pretty voile dresses and we skipped our hearts out after we ate. No one ever talked about body… Read full post »

Once upon a time as children we ran around without makeup and were never conscious of what we looked like. Then came the zits along with the purchase of Stridex Medicated Pads and Clearasil. There was no Proactive in those days and I became enamored of the residue dirt on the… Read full post »

I was born in 1951 and sex was a pretty taboo subject in those days. In fact I heard my grandmother tell my very sick mother not to worry if she could only have limited sex. Grammy kept repeating that sex was only for “baby making” anyways. There was no sexual… Read full post »

JUNE 7, 2011 9:56AM

Pour Some Sugar on Me!

Last week I went to my favourite book store and one of the clerks had a
giant size box of Junior Mints. He was downing them like there was no tomorrow. I smiled and asked,

" Bad Day?'

”You could say that," he replied, and proceeded to… Read full post »

The Klondike Bar Challenge is over for another year and once again I did not win. As I read the amusing answers that some people entered I thought back to what I did for a Klondike Bar as a child.


On their site, people have also suggested that they should upgrade the… Read full post »

 

Friday I was sent subject tags to write a news article for another site. To tell you the truth I found the links boring and was not inspired to write. After I read a brief news story that was not on their list, I decided to blog about it and… Read full post »

 

I started reading J.P.  Major’s blog weeks ago and I have to admit he and I have lots to discuss, but there is no doubt in my mind he has a great informative blog.  Astronomy is not really my forte but I always seek out… Read full post »

Sitting on my heating pad attempting to feel better I settle down to watch a marathon of ANTM cycle 15. I was immediately drawn to the 6 ft 2 ultra thin model Ann Ward. She is everything I ever wanted to be and more.   As I munch on my gluten… Read full post »

Once upon a time Lanark Village, Ontario was the place to go on weekends when you wanted to enjoy a lovely Sunday. Lanark is no different than the small town that you and I grew up in.

 

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The village was first settled in 1820 by… Read full post »

When I started out in the fashion business in the 1960’s I thought I would make my mark quickly. I figured with all the ideas I had people would come running with accolades but of course they didn’t. As an assistant designer you basically make a lot of patterns, cut samples… Read full post »

Right now I am listening to the late Will Norton speak about the 50 things he had done in his short life on youtube. After days of frantic searching in Joplin, his 18 year old body was finally found late Friday night. When the news was officially posted on Facebook my… Read full post »

Memorial Day is a day to remember those who served in the military past and present. It is also a long weekend meant for family gatherings, the Indy 500 and garage sales

I hope we never fail to remember those who gave up their lives for our freedom. May weRead full post »

I am not the best driver in the world but should I be beaten by men if I choose to drive? A Saudi Facebook campaign is calling for all men to beat any woman who plans to drive in a protest next month. Women are finally demanding their rights to be allowed… Read full post »

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Berkeley, Sunday May 14, 2007

The Apartment

I finished packing my internet orders at 11:30 pm and then I watched “I’ve Got a Secret" circa 1959 on the Game Show Network. After that I went to bed and seriously tried to sleep since tomorrow is a busy… Read full post »

MAY 22, 2011 10:40AM

There is No Eric in Oakland

Instead of staying home yesterday I  headed down to the centre of Oakland on the bus since there is much eclecticism to see other than a questionable rapture. I also considered myself extremely lucky to acquire a seat in front of a homeless man with a very bad case of body… Read full post »

 If Harold Camping and all the billboards he has planted around America think he is scaring me, well he isn’t. I used to go to church and had a Reverend like him that mentally flogged the fear in me.

 

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I was taught that if I dared stray… Read full post »

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MAY 20, 2011 9:52AM

Rapture Me This! - Last Minute End of the World Personals

Well, today might be my last post if Harold Camping's prophecy comes true tomorrow or Sunday. So I have put together some parody personals Craigslist style for you to enjoy.  I do hope to see you on Sunday but if I don’t, it has been a blast.

 

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I completed today’s blog last night and let Steve take a look at it.  I asked him if he liked it and he said it was okay. But it was the tone of the word "okay" I didn’t like.

He said he did not understand all the cat pictures… Read full post »

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Last week Walter Blevins blogged about Zombie Awareness month and I flipped out because I had not known about it. God only knows I dated enough Zombies in my life that I should have been right on top of this.

Look closely around you on public transportation for the… Read full post »