
I got a problem...
maybe you can help me out...
lookit! look at this!

could this be a growth?
how could this have happened, doc?
I groom constantly!

What?!?!? That is not me!!!!!
You've got to be kidding me!
Oh my frakin' gods...
( I still hate you, Tree-rat! )


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still eating.
I actually think it is a she, considering the detailed view I had of her issues. But she has a whole herd/clutch/swarm of brethren that also know her tricks.
I think they spread new information with clicks and chirps.
I think she's sending you a message flashing those female naughty bits.
Here's a link to a related article in case you want to read more: http://bird-watching.suite101.com/article.cfm/how_to_keep_squirrels_off_bird_food
Hope this helps, and happy bird-feeding!
--Melissa
Try elecrifying your bird feeders. Birds are used to this, Every time a bird perches on a high tension line, the whole bird is elevated to that potential and is perfectly safe so long as Herr Vogel doesn't complete the circuit to ground. The high voltage bird feeder indeed works against tree rats. I have used mechanical traps and contact explosives, but after accidentally killing a cardinal and chipmunk, have discontinued their use.
It was your blog that originally attracted me to Open Salon - I googled tree rat+squish and found you.
I an Canadian Tire here at Open Salon - here to give the tree rat a
quick rubbery HUG just for you.
Canadian Tire
Mad magazine's road signs we'd like to see adaptation circa 1969
Warning: Nauseating STR (squished tree rat ) ahead. Squemish
drivers are advised to avert their eyes lest they be confronted with the even more nauseating sight of vomit all over the front seat.