I have finally diciphered the Bachmann enigma.  She has no intention of being president, she is running for Vice President.  

Everyone knows that she would not make the cut for the nominee for the GOP.  BUT they would love to have another woman on the ticket.  

Romney may just be Reagan-looking enough (the executive hair alone is outstanding) to offset the Mormon Magic Underpants (which prevent him from ever looking sweaty on camera, bonus!).  

So, Palin 2.0 is the next big thing in GOP politics.

This could also be titled, "Wildcard-Bachmann, 2012!" 

You saw it here first, folks!