Whether taking her mom to Whole Foods, carrying Freaky's purse/home, or posting wildly funny posts on virtually anything that can happen to a woman living where it snows a lot, Ms. T&D has got it going on.  Deven is Freaky's ape in residence and has provided one… Read full post »

Leonard Nimoy is a photographer. 

These portraits are from his "FULL BODY PROJECT".

http://www.leonardnimoyphotography.com/7body.htm 

Apparently, Oprah now weighs 200 pounds.  This is the big story… Read full post »

I realize that we are all "friends," if we are anything at all.

But you are risking becoming a frienemy of mine if:

1.   I get more than 1 blogwhoring email per day.

2.   You are blogwhoring me and we are not even aquainted.  Aquainted means that I have made a… Read full post »

These terms are both linked to Scarlet O'Hara.

When a woman is wearing a fabric bell tied around her waist, any walking event becomes a sashay, as the bell sweeps gently side to side from the movement.

A lovely thing.

But when Scarlat was hyped up, she tended to… Read full post »

I have been hesitant to say very much on this ever since I was called a big ol' racist for saying that there are t-shirts being sold in Georgia with Obama as Curious George.

I said it to point out the way the tide is about to turn as the racists… Read full post »

Alert: self-awareness and meta OS info ahead.  No nudity.

I think its VERY healthy for a writer to want thousands of people to read their work. I make art out of clay and I get it out there! I get that. I have sought publicity and exposure. I can do that. But… Read full post »

 Oh, my God!

Holy freaky Christ!

Humiliating for Him! 

He must hate her so!

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Name this original photoshop!

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try to understand:

I see you, you see me, but

neither view is true

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sex without kissing

no-cash whore sex substitute

why did she say, "No" ?

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Joe Lieberman

Ralph Nader

Newt Gingrich

The Entire Bush Administration (including Condoleeza)

Dick Cheney  (big time)

Justice Scalia

Justice Thomas

Prince Charles (tampon-and Camilla, too.  Take that marriage wrecker!)

John Cougar Mellencamp (complete ass-hole off tape)

Jimmy Buffet (cannot… Read full post »

flouncing pony butt

I just wanted a picture...

still got one... how rude!

 *outer banks ponies two days ago over in town

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All images are detail shots of the work on display at the NC Aquarium. 

FROM  :

http://www.zandavisit… Read full post »

 An OS melange.

This is a list composed of two previous lists prepared when we were all betas and a new list of observations gleaned from the truly open OS.

The first ten are about me then.
The second ten are about fat chicks, of which I am currently one.
The last 5… Read full post »

 Under the Overpass

a spiritual journey

 

smooth wood and water

salt spray's soft, waxed patina

fishermen's hands, rubbed

brand new wooden flute

quiet music for fishes

water slapping time

 These are banker ponies that live on Rachel Carson Estuarine Reserve

I took these pictures on my lunch break about a week ago

They are wild but managed by rangers

Scruffy

 The Three Graces plus One

Shaggy and friends

&n… Read full post »

White Stoneware with brush painting , cone 7

Raw nekkid POTZ! now with clothes

Orange Gentians and bird 

 Seaweed outside, goldfish inside

 Goldfish Detail

 Crab in kiln

 Another crab,… Read full post »

Back in the 80's, when date rape became a known thing, the campus where I attended college tried to clarify the problem.  They advised that some men clearly did not understand what actually signalled consent (some thought that being passed out drunk at a frat house signalled consent, others that… Read full post »

1.  Being a podiatrist only makes you an expert on feet.  It does not make you a psychiatrist, a sociologist, a public health expert, or a philosopher.  It makes you the equivalent of a plumber, only you work on feet.  And even while feet are much more complicated, it is still… Read full post »

One regret that I have in life is that I will never feel the ultimate satisfaction of scratching my balls.

I don't have balls.  Nor anything similar to balls.  And I understand that they are some of the most sensitive things there are in the world.  So I am guessing… Read full post »

blurry glass mottle

warps, diffuses, obfuscates

dreariness, cold rain

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stele salt etchings

offerings, water music

reliquarium

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Deven sent me a gift!

Taking pity on a cell phone haiga artist, she sent me a camera!

This is an ode to a good friend... 

Only seen as dried pods in late season before. 

Naturally fading background. 

Spider web, new briar, and l… Read full post »

I have learned a few things about myself here on OS over the last few months.

It is my birthday, a day of reflection, end of the geriatric fiscal year, a day of enjoying the fact that you are one more year towards being a geezer full out.

And I am… Read full post »

FREAKY TROLL is the ONLY Troll Allowed! 

She is special and unique.  And deserves Cake. 

Regarding our new friend Barricade, though:

I just decided to post this regardless of if he deletes it from comments.

He was that much of a troll and first impressions are usually abo… Read full post »