The tall leggy blonde’s favorite phrase is “douche bag” and she’s “all for” public floggings.  She’s a good friend of Bill Maher; rumor has it they were once lovers. 

Maher has called her a “witty, fun drinking companion.”  During the debates they engaged in across the country in 2009, he said, “Unlike so many people in America, she was not afraid to be booed.”

She’s cornered the market on bombast and cojones.  A self-described “pot stirrer,” she admits to being neither fair nor balanced on her views.  I see her as a circus performer, a trained seal, incendiary, but nonetheless, an entertainer.  I believe she epitomizes “hack,” and flamboyantly so.

Her latest cause was Herman Cain, maligned for alleged sexual harassment of former female employees. 

During an interview with Sean Hannity, she said, “Liberals detest, detest, detest conservative blacks,” and. “. . . This is now the second time a conservative black has had outrageous and what appear to be false allegations leveled against him.”  The first, she believed, was Clarence Thomas.

Hannity asked why Cain threatened liberals, she said, “Our [conservative] blacks are so much better than their blacks.”  “To become a black Republican, you don’t just roll into it.  You’re not going with the flow . . . and that’s why we have very impressive blacks in the Republican party.”

On John Walker Lindh:  “We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors.”  I thought if we stopped shopping, the terrorists won.  Huh?

Another Coulterism:  “God said, ‘Earth is yours.  Take it.  Rape it. It’s yours.’ ” 

If God condones rape, I guess Ann can hack.  She does it so well.