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Grew up in Jackson Heights, New York, but now live in Jersey. Married and the proud owner (servant?) of 4 cats, including a little blind guy named Quincy. Jobs have included: English teacher in U.S. and abroad, cabaret performer and member of a NYC sketch comedy troupe; now a full-time legal secretary and freelance writer. Other jobs: canvasser for NYPIRG/cannery worker in Naknek, Alaska (a fisherman told me it was "the ugliest part of Alaska")/dog kennel cleaner/member of the swine and poultry crew on a California farm. This year a memoir piece will be published in Telling Our Stories Press and poems in The Awakenings Review. Currently working on a one-woman show. "Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." Samuel Beckett

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Salon.com
JANUARY 4, 2012 4:51PM

Terror by Seagull

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Photo by Amy Byrnes

 

The big news in New Jersey yesterday was about birds.  About 55 miles south of my town, in Tinton Falls, residents were assaulted by an estimated 7,000 seagulls that perched on the rooftops of a townhouse development and pooped themselves silly.  Children have been forced to tote umbrellas even on sunny days.  Egad!

 

The birds landed on the housing complex after moving from nearby Monmouth County landfill.  Mayor Skudera said the “experiment” which involved using falcons at the landfill to scare off seagulls helped a bit, but the county cancelled that experiment a few weeks ago.  Homeowner Amy Ross is heading the campaign to “evict” the seagulls, fearing that with the falcon threat removed, the creatures which used to feast at the landfill will now find a permanent, new home at the Fox Chase complex.

 

Rooftops are splotched with white droppings and small animal bones have sullied backyard patios.  State Department of Environmental Protection spokesman Larry Hajna told NBC New York that the county cannot be legally liable as long as it is trying to control the problem.

 

“We can’t take action [against the county] for large numbers of seagulls,” Hajna said.

 

County spokesman Bill Heine says they are investigating other ways to solve the problem.


Ross’s main concern is the property.  “It’s upsetting that our investments—our properties—are going to decrease in value because of it,” she said.

Perhaps the seagulls are seeking retribution on behalf of their cousins, the geese.  I wondered what happened to the geese that used to overrun Rochelle Park and Saddle River Park.  They took Sunday strolls with their families just like the humans and gaggled en masse on local streets and sidewalks.  No more.

I never heard about this in the papers and numerous Saddle Brook and Rochelle Park officials have stated that they had no prior knowledge of the mass extermination either. 

 

According to NorthJersey.com, June 29, 2010:

 

“In an effort to control the population of geese in the Saddle River County Park on the Saddle Brook/Rochelle Park border, at least 30 of the species were gassed.” 

 

The extermination of approximately 800 geese took place between the hours of 3:00 and 4:30 a.m. on June 24, 25 and 26, 2010.  The process can either be short or long, depending on whom you ask.

 

Also from NorthJersey.com, June 29, 2010:

“According to Carol Bannerman, public affairs specialist for the United States Wildlife Services, the process begins when members of the USDA use metallic magnetic slabs to round up the geese in the area. The magnets are used to disorient the birds. Once the birds are rounded up in a semi-corral, workers pluck three to four geese from the group and place them in a closed crate that has a hose lead in attached to it. From there, non flammable carbon dioxide is pumped in to the crate killing the birds. Bannerman stated the process takes two to five minutes but the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) disagrees with that estimate, saying it can take as long as 45 minutes to one hour.” 

 

Bannerman stated that both time frames could be correct.

 

The gassing was approved by a permit granted by the United States Fish and Wildlife Service and the New Jersey Wildlife Agency.  It was also in compliance with the National Wildlife Federal Protection Act which specifies that gassing is permitted as long as there is no long-term impact on the natural environment or the animals in the given environment.

 

A volunteer organization called “GeesePeace” based in Ridgewood, New Jersey, offers a humane population control alternative to gassing.  Their solution is threefold:  (1) Population Stabilization, (2) Geese Exclusion and (3) a No-Feeding Policy.  For more information, check out their website:  http://nopoop07450.blogspot.com/

 

Fortunately, on July 2010, with the unanimous passing of Resolution 1006, Bergen County Freeholder Chairman James Carroll said the gassing and shooting of Canadian geese in Bergen County public parks had come to a close. 

 

I hope this is true.  I’m still wondering why I see so few geese.

 

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There are so many Canadian Geese on Lake Merrit they have proposed the same thing. I realize they are a nuisance but gas in a box?
Magnetic Fields? Do not get me started. I cannot even imagine how freaked out those birds are.
HUGGGGGGGGGGG
Why am I thinking of Alfred Hitchcock's Birds? Revenge of the Seagulls might make a good Stephen King-ish story.

We have a Canada Goose problem here too. There are signs everywhere not to feed them. People still do. Who's smarter -- the birds or the people? I'm thinking the former.
I forced myself to read this story and "enjoy" it even though I have a terrific phobia of birds such as pigeons, seagulls, etc. Cannot even type their names. But you did a great job. I will leave this story now.
Scary and disturbing any way I look at it. Reality - the survival of the fittest at any cost. Thanks for a thorough report, Erica.
R♥
In Hampton Roads, Virginia, watermen used to rig up timed devices near their pound nets and crab pots. These devices would periodically fire a carbide-powered burst that sounded about as loud as a shotgun blast. Didn't hurt the gulls, but scared enuf poop out of them right there that they didn't bomb any houses or cars on their rapid exits from Dodge. Not sure they do this anymore. Neighbors complained that the blasts were more annoying than the poop bombings.
Another perfect example of messing with Gaia, she gave the idea to Alfred Hitchcock but no one listened.
rated with love
This also brings to mind the movie the Birds and sounds so scary.
Poor Geese. Fine reportage, Erika.
I once was on a church trip - evangelical visitors to the coast of Florida. I was just a kid- 14 years old and fired up for our missionary work. So, its the first day of work and the whole youth group gather in front of our beach rentals. Mr. Davis, our leader and choir director asks us to pray and then this loud noise. Seagulls swoop all around us. I guess looking for vittles. I open one eye and watch Mr. Davis to see what he does. And, SPLAT- his balding head gets shat on. I end up giggling and laughing and shaking so hard from trying not to interrupt the prayer.

Birds are terrifying in large numbers, but I don't think I want them gassed. They were not the ones to make the conditions for their manners and effort to eat and live.
I wonder why people are so terrified of birds. At certain times in the Spring when fish are scarce seagulls gather around here looking for something to eat. They are cautious and noisy and shit just as do you and I but they are harmless and fun and I find them delightful and beautiful and they appreciate scraps of bread. The shit disappears in the rain and they are gone back out to sea as soon as the fish start running. People are amazingly vicious.
I am so horribly out of the loop on this issue, and I'm just shocked to hear of it. This reminds me a bit of a bug issue that we had in Wisconsin about 15 years ago. The WI DNR introduce the Asian Beetle to eat another bug that was considered undesirable. Then the Asian Beetle absolutely invaded homes by the thousands (and they bit and stunk when squished) and the problem persisted for the next 10 years...in fact, no one even remembers what was so horrible about the first bug!

I love animal/nature posts, thanks so much ~
You should see what these "cuties" do in Malibu. R
Linda, they also gassed hundreds of geese in Prospect Park in Brooklyn. It's cheaper than other methods of control, which is why they do it.

Scarlett, yes, a horror story in the making . . .

Mary, thank you for forcing your way through this in spite of your phobia.

Fusun, yes, exactly. The Darwinian Principle.

Chicken Maaan, that sounds preferable to gassing!
Romantic Poetess, right you are. We have been messing with her for far too long and then people wonder why She rebels.

Fernsy, yes, I thought of the Hitchcock movie too.

Mango, I'm not fond of seagulls myself, but as with so many wild animals, like the coyotes and mountain lions in LA, when their land is impinged upon and they run out of food, they head to the cities and suburbs. What choice do they have?
Jan, we often destroy what we don't understand, sad to say.

Heidi, thanks for reading. They are also "culling" the bear population in NJ. Makes me very upset.

Thoth, I can only imagine. Thanks for reading.
Thank you so much for reporting this Erica. You're a good reporter. That is so upsetting. People are so cruel! I'm glad PETA got involved. People take away so many of the animals' natural resources, and then get upset when they look for somewhere to live and a bit of food, and so they do them more harm. It just sickens me, and they should be exposed.
It is very upsetting, Joanne. I knew something was up when all the geese disappeared.