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Grew up in Jackson Heights, New York, but now live in Jersey. Married and the proud owner (servant?) of 4 cats, including a little blind guy named Quincy. Jobs have included: English teacher in U.S. and abroad, cabaret performer and member of a NYC sketch comedy troupe; now a full-time legal secretary and freelance writer. Other jobs: canvasser for NYPIRG/cannery worker in Naknek, Alaska (a fisherman told me it was "the ugliest part of Alaska")/dog kennel cleaner/member of the swine and poultry crew on a California farm. This year a memoir piece will be published in Telling Our Stories Press and poems in The Awakenings Review. Currently working on a one-woman show. "Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." Samuel Beckett

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Salon.com
JANUARY 30, 2012 1:32PM

Drop-Crotch Pants: Nicht, Nicht or Ach Ja?

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A trend in trousers developed over a year ago that are akin to harem pants, but not as comfortable.  They are “drop-crotch” jeans.  They have since gained momentum and are for sale at such retailers as Oak NYC, ASOS and even the GAP.

 

drop crotch pants 

 

“Fashion is always looking for ways to transform and shift shape,” said TODAY style editor Bobbie Thomas.  “At least these low-riders start above the bum, unlike the popular men’s style. While this may be offensive to some, so are the rib-waisted high-rise denim styles circa Three’s Company.”

 

harem pants 
Harem pants 

 

Fashion magazine Refinery 29 said these pants “make cool girls look even cooler,” but make the average Joe or Jill look they are wearing adult diapers.  My mom wears adult diapers by necessity, and I cannot imagine she would find these the least bit fashionable or comfortable—too tight in the calves, for one.  I’d rather wear pajamas.

 

I wonder what Bruno would think.  For those of you who aren’t familiar with him, he is an Austrian fashionista played by Sacha Baron Cohen; his film was released in 2009.  He also had a program called “Funkyzeit Mit Bruno” on Da Ali G Show. 

 

During one episode, Bruno spoke with “gay converter” Pastor Quinn about homosexuality.  Bruno posed several questions for the pastor to which he demanded a response of either nicht, nicht (no, no) or ach ja (yes, of course).

 

I wonder what Bruno thinks of the drop-crotch jeans.  To me, they are a definite nicht, nicht.

 

What do you think?

 

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nicht, nein, thumbs down...wtf?
kind of disturbing, drop crotch? seriously...
Who wants to look like they are carrying a load?
Asia, I agree. Fashion is disturbing.

I agree, Miguela. It looks exactly like that. Weird.
If only I had two more hands I would go with a full

FOUR THUMBS downward
I know, tr ig, this is one of the weirdest fashion trends ever. Why would anyone want to wear these?
Nicht, non, nyet, absolutely hideous!
Nanatehay, exactamente!
When J-Lo danced in a pair of these on American Idol I thought it was an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction. I couldn't stand it when pantyhose rode down and created that same effect. For sure I'm not going to buy something to do it deliberately. Yuck.

Lezlie
Not cool. (Since I don't like them they will probably sell like hotcakes)
They look like hell now, but when they start showing up in the hawt TV shows that teenage girls feast on they'll become fashionable - and then, voila, they'll look hawt. Don't it always seem to go?
Lezlie, I agree. They are awful looking and do not look comfortable either.

rwnutjob, I know.

Chicken Maaan, yes, fashion is for the birds, isn't it (no aspersions intended against you and the coop!).
These have been around for over a year? My god, I really am living under a rock.

"Fashion is always looking for ways to transform and shift shape." In other words, for those who care about such things, fashion will always find a way to make you spend more money.
Jeanette, me too. I read about them today in msnbc.com. I am no fashionista. I shop at Daffy's, Kohl's, and wherever there's a bargain or sale to be had.
I just love it when the young guys buy "skinny jeans" and then pull them down so their boxers show (just like they did with the baggy look). Talk about stupid looking. And I hope that the "look" at the top of this post is a spoof--please, please tell me that it is.
Walter, it's not a spoof. That is an actual model in drop-crotch jeans.
As they promote other companies, fashion designers take pride in shocking people; the more they piss people off, the more successful they are. I agree with your assessment, the pants are both uncool and uncomfortable. What I am really worried about are these models; they look like they are headed to the emergency room for exhaustion/starvation. Fun post, Erica. R
Thoth, I heard somewhere that models are like "hangers" for the designers' clothing. I saw the model Shalom in the flesh in a low-backed gown and I actually gasped in horror: you could see every vertebra in her back. Not healthy at all.
Do they not know about the crotch rash you get from these pants?
HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
TSA will have a field day with these LOL
Linda, isn't it worth it for fashion's sake? Ha ha!

Lady Miko, yes. Imagine what one could hide in that baggy part, all manner of dangerous, illicit items.
They are awful and will flatter no one.
What I'm wondering is if you have to stand like that model, because if you stand normally, with your legs together, you may not be able to see this super-cool feature. It's like she's shouting, "Hey everybody, check out my dropped crotch!"

Now that I think about it, I would refuse on principle to wear anything that had the word "crotch" in its name.

And finally, is a dropped crotch anything like uterine prolapse?
So, these are actually for women who have had too many vaginal births????
Sorry.
Couldn't stop my fingers from typing that.
On the one hand, okay, no chance for a girl to get the dreaded camel toe....but at what price? If I saw someone wearing pants like this, I'd spend the entire conversation feeling really embarrassed for them and wondering if I should tell them their pants are falling down or if they know and are too embarrassed to pull them up...the awkwardness would be palpable. Nicht, nicht.
Just goes to show P. T. Barnum was right: There's a sucker born every minute. Fashion is for sheeple. I buy clothes designed for real people.
“make cool girls look even cooler” .... Really?
Who makes that crap up?

The one in the middle on the bottom that looks like a skirt is not so bad. I must live under a rock too, I've never seen anyone wearing these! Bruno is hilarious.
Nicht Nicht, nicht wahr?

I can't understand the desire to "alter" the shape of the body, unless you're attempting to exercise it to peak physical condition. Other than that, wear clothes that offer fit, comfort and are appropriate to the weather. Hanging down low in the crotch, or hanging off your ass is definite nicht nicht and shows absolutely no taste, IMO.

Any fahionista favoring this concept is most likely going to sell you on the "Emperor's New Clothes" or is getting the fashion equivalent of payola.

'nuff said.
Definitely nicht, nicht! I can't imagine many things more uncomfortable or less attractive. On actual regular women, that is. (The models manage to look just fab, of course!)
Who wouldn't want to walk around looking like they had a load in their pants?
Nicht No Ew! Ew ew ew!
Horrifying. Thank you for bringing this to my attention. Now I shall stay indoors.
I pity anyone silly enough to spend money on these or to wear them.
I am increasingly convinced that the fashion world is ruled by a secret cabal star chamber of sadists who get their giggles off by making us wear garments like the drop crotch trouser. Oh, the lengths we will go to be cool...
I concur, Mary.

Jeanette, it's in the attitude and the stance, yes, that might be it. Not sure about the uterine prolapse.

JT, No apologies necessary. But I don't think any of these models have given birth. Anorexia stops you from producing eggs (I know from experience).

Alysa, I agree, how very awkward. How do you walk in them?

Maurene, Me too. I think these may be a hit among the hipsters, though.

Scarlett, I've never seen anyone wearing them either. Gotta love Bruno. All of Sacha Baron Cohen's characters are hilarious. Check out his show sometime (Da Ali G Show).

dunniteowl, Emperor's New Clothes is right.

Laura, I think even the models look ridiculous in these pants. They look good in harem pants, though.

neilpaul, I don't think any amount of weight loss would help.

Good Daughter, Ha ha! It's a statement, I guess.

Joanne, Ha ha.

drewonimo, if I didn't have to work, I would stay at home at all times.

Wren, You can't buy intelligence.

Linnn, I agree. I believe many of the fashion designers hate women and create these fashions to mock them. Take a gander through "Vogue" or another such mag and check out the makeup and hair on some of the models. Makes them look like monsters.
Miguela said it but I'll say it again! No one likes to look like they are carrying a load. But, then again a sucker is born every moment and I'd be I'll see these trouser terrors any day.

"make a cool girl cooler" means make a gullible nerd look like she's carring a load.

Nicht for sure.
fernsy, some people are even too sexy for their drop-crotch pants. Thanks for reading.
I meant the target market those models are showing the style for...
you know...Michelle Duggar. : )
JT, I know what you mean. Crazy what poses for fashion these days.
Very bad fashion idea. Very, very bad.
I am in agreement with you, desert rat. Thanks for stopping by.