Who do you love? Grammatically speaking, "whom" would be correct in this case but "who" sounds better. Apparently “Jessica” loves me. This is the PM I received from her yesterday:
NICE TO MEET YOU.
my name is Jessica. here is my privet e-mail' ( nechwajessica@yahoo.com )
i will like to know you more. so that i can send you my picture and my detail's for you to know me more so I am waiting for your mail to my email address below. please don't chat &me here just send me mail and i will get back to you.
with love.
Jessica
It's good to be loved, even by a spectre in Spam Land who misspells “private.” “Privet” (Jessica's “private”) is a term for any of various deciduous trees or shrubs of the genus Ligustrum, esp. L. vulgare, having clusters of small white flowers and commonly grown as a hedge (Dictionary.com).
Maybe it's a sign. Perhaps Jessica grows deciduous trees or maybe she is a tree who was reincarnated as a spammer.
Privet
So, Jessica, whether you are a tree or a spammer or something else altogether, thank you for the email. I don't think we were meant for each other, but I do hope you find the love you need.
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Comments
Oh, Seth, she has proclaimed her love to so many of us, it seems. That cheating, cheating hussy. How shall we ever, collectively, recover?
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If you find the time let me know how it turns out she might be sincere.
Kind of like Romney or Obama.
I wonder if they ever come to realize that the amount of work they put into such things, if applied in other, honest, directions would profit them handsomely. And with a clear conscience, too!
Life is strange......
;-)
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I love ONLY YOU Ellen, I adore and worship you and when you respond, send me all your credit card info. I'm getting started writing songs and poetry about our love.
Paul, "real" is relative.
fernsy, I know, it's her special lingo.
Patrick, bloodsuckers (vampires, perhaps?) to some, lovers to others.
That's right, Mary!
Joisey, yay, Thorogood!
Jon, don't be jealous. She has plenty of love to go around.
Steel, Jessica's a whimsical sort. Perhaps she will email you another time.
Zachery, I will keep you informed.
Sky, life is strange indeed.
Cranky, sorry to burst your bubble, but the truth will set you free, no?
Zanelle, desperate is right.
Boanerges, you mean Tink is a deciduous tree or shrub? I thought he was a cat. I'm in shock.
Alysa, never say never. She just might appear in the guise of a shrub!
L'Heure, please share the lyrics to your song. I love the Andrews Sisters!
jmac, yes, could be a guy. Never considered that. He/she certainly gets around.
but not in the english language,alas.
we met up in a neutral location: my room.
she was shy at first due to her awe of my command of the
queen's english, but it all came out ok . we parted ways
with a firm handshake.
her 'details' were rather a mishmash.
James, you are quite the casanova, aren't you?
best, libby
Fernsy, yes, drought photos, please! I'm sure that will rate you an EP!