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Erica K

Erica K
Location
New Jersey, USA
Birthday
September 26
Bio
Grew up in Jackson Heights, New York, but now live in Jersey. Married and the proud owner (servant?) of 4 cats, including a little blind guy named Quincy. Jobs have included: English teacher in U.S. and abroad, cabaret performer and member of a NYC sketch comedy troupe; now a full-time legal secretary and freelance writer. Other jobs: canvasser for NYPIRG/cannery worker in Naknek, Alaska (a fisherman told me it was "the ugliest part of Alaska")/dog kennel cleaner/member of the swine and poultry crew on a California farm. Currently performing my solo show, "The Year of Dead Cats," at Stage Left Studio in NYC. http://stageleftstudio.net/ "Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." Samuel Beckett

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FEBRUARY 15, 2012 12:37PM

The Island of Misfit Candidates

“This is just like television, only you can see much further.”

                    Chance the Gardener in Being There

 

It’s hard for me to think about the GOP candidates as anyt… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 13, 2012 12:23PM

Everybody's Talkin' At Me

“Everybody’s talking at me.

I don’t hear a word they’re saying,

Only the echoes of my mind.

People stopping staring,

I can’t see their faces,

Only the shadows of their eyes.”

            Fred Neil (music), Harr/… Read full post »

adams family funeral home 
(In case you can't see it, it says
"drive thru viewing 6-8 p.m.)   

Peggy Scott Adams married into a family business that is quite unusual, a drive-thru funeral home.  She said the Adams Mortuary (are you hearing the Addams Family theme song too?) in Compton, Californ/Read full post »

FEBRUARY 8, 2012 1:41PM

Hooked on Downton Abbey

“Must every day involve a fight with an American?”

            Maggie Smith, as the Dowager Countess of Grantham 

 

I’m a TV baby.  I was raised on I Love Lucy, Lost in Space, The Honeymooners, Family Affair,Read full post »

FEBRUARY 7, 2012 1:41PM

Unsung Heroes, RIP

 

 

 

A Horton 
Anthony Horton, photo by Nura Qureshi

 

On Sunday night, 43-year-old author and tunnel dweller Anthony Horton died in a subway tunnel fire on the F line just north of 63rd Street and Lexington Avenue in New York City.  He was born in New York City and grew u/… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 6, 2012 11:31AM

I Remember Better When I Paint

I brought Mom some painting supplies today after reading about the 2009 documentary, I Remember Better When I Paint, about the positive impact of art and other creative therapies on Alzheimer’s patients.   As I mentioned in my last post, Mom used to be very good drawing, and she did s/… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 3, 2012 12:17PM

Mom and Rita Hayworth

Although she didn’t become famous, my mom and Rita Hayworth have a few things in common.  In addition to being an incredibly talented actress and singer, Mom used to draw.  Her drawings were of an ethereal nature:  plants, gardens, girls in diaphanous gowns and the family cat Mit/… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 2, 2012 11:51AM

Mitt and Newt's Excellent Adventure

Bill and Ted 
Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

 

The press is calling Romney’s recent statement a “gaffe”.  The statement:  “I’m not concerned with the very poor.  We have a safety net there.”  I think this/… Read full post »

JANUARY 31, 2012 5:12PM

The Xbox Made Him Do It


I live in Bergen County, New Jersey, now infamous for attacks on local synagogues.  19-year-old Anthony Graziano of Lodi, N.J. has been accused of firebombing three synagogues this month.  He has pleaded not guilty to first-degree attempted murder, bias intimidation and aggravated assault f/… Read full post »

A trend in trousers developed over a year ago that are akin to harem pants, but not as comfortable.  They are “drop-crotch” jeans.  They have since gained momentum and are for sale at such retailers as Oak NYC, ASOS and even the GAP.

 

drop crotch pants 

 

“Fashi… Read full post »

JANUARY 29, 2012 7:01PM

Pooch for President

Satchel for Prez

Satchel

Newt’s latest rival is a new breed of politician, of the canine persuasion.   He is Satchel, the bull terrier, hailing from Knoxville, Tennessee and running solo in the “Bully Party.”  He is familiar with Tinkertink69, the feline competitor, but feels… Read full post »

JANUARY 27, 2012 11:43AM

Demi, Why You Do This?


“Demi, why you do this to me, Demi . . . why?”

            The Exorcist (Mrs. Karras to Father Damien Karras)

 

“Whip-it” is the street name for nitrous oxide (aka “laughing gas”) contained in a small metal… Read full post »

JANUARY 26, 2012 1:09PM

When You're Strange

Heath Ledger as the Joker 
(Heath Ledger as The Joker)

 

“I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you . . . stranger.”

            The Dark Knight  

 

“I've had enough bad experiences and growth to last me pRead full post »

“To be shelterless and alone in the open country, hearing the wind moan and watching for day through the whole long weary night; to listen to the falling rain, and crouch for warmth beneath the lee of some old barn or rick, or in the hollow of a tree; are dismal… Read full post »

chalet utah 
The Utah ski lodge  

 

 

Mitt.

Republican hopeful Mitt Romney owns homes and adjacent property estimated at $30 million, not including his Canadian home, co-owned by siblings.  If the race were to be won on the basis of wealth alone, Mitt would be our man.

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Editor’s Pick
JANUARY 23, 2012 12:18PM

Biddy Bullies

mean old ladies
  

 

When I visited Mom at the nursing home yesterday, I noticed that all her cookies were gone.  Last Sunday I brought her a bag of Pepperidge Farm soft-baked oatmeal raisin cookies and a bag of Ginger Man cookies.  It’s possible that she ate them all, but it is/… Read full post »

JANUARY 20, 2012 12:13PM

Newt: Too Sexy for Himself

pillsbury doughboy mean
  

 

Whoever thought a Pillsbury Doughboy lookalike could be “sexy.”  Not me.  But he must be hot.  Maybe it's that bad boy thing he's got going on.  Why else would ex-wife Marianne refuse the prospect of an open marriage to share him with Callist/… Read full post »

JANUARY 18, 2012 1:33PM

No PJs in Public!

"No wire hangers!”

            Mommie Dearest 

mommie dearest

Faye Dunaway in Mommie Dearest

The breaking story in Shreveport, Louisiana yesterday was fashion-related.  Caddo Parish District 3 Commissioner Michael Williams is gunning for/… Read full post »

Editor’s Pick
JANUARY 11, 2012 9:45AM

Pharmaceuticals "R" Us

“God damn the Pusher Man.”

            Steppenwolf

I don’t know about you, but I find that some of the most entertaining TV commercials are those for prescription drugs.  The networks show them around dinner time.  T… Read full post »

Kim Jong il photo by Reuters 

Photo: Reuters

 

The passing of Kim Jong-il has brought wicked cold temperatures even by North Korean standards, mourning bears, and now, according to North Korean state news agency KCNA, flocks of magpies are doing their bit for Jong-il and country.  I can understand the weat/… Read full post »

JANUARY 6, 2012 7:29PM

PSE&G: Servicing the Account

Public Service Enterprise Group, aka “PSE&G,” is our electric and gas provider in New Jersey. The company motto is “we make things work for you.” Well, that has not been the case for us. Luckily last night was not as brutally cold as it had been Wednesday (dipped down to 1… Read full post »

JANUARY 5, 2012 1:26PM

We Need a Little Siku

“And I need a little angel

Sitting on my shoulder,

Need a little Christmas now.”

            Jerry Herman

 

I feel those January blues setting in, the post-Christmas, post-New Year’s, where-the hell-is-my-life-going and wha… Read full post »

JANUARY 4, 2012 4:51PM

Terror by Seagull

seagulls1  
Photo by Amy Byrnes

 

The big news in New Jersey yesterday was about birds.  About 55 miles south of my town, in Tinton Falls, residents were assaulted by an estimated 7,000 seagulls that perched on the rooftops of a townhouse development and pooped themselves silly. Read full post »

Happy New Year, all!  My husband and I spent our New Year’s Eve in a most uneventful way:  eating dinner and watching a British crime drama on Apple TV.  He was asleep before the clock struck midnight, and I went upstairs to read in bed at 11:55 p.m.  It sounded likeRead full post »

DECEMBER 29, 2011 5:10PM

GasLand


“This land is your land,

This land is my land,

From California to the New York island

From the red wood forest

To the Gulf Stream waters

This land was made for you and me.”

                   &Read full post »