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Erica K

Erica K
Location
New Jersey, USA
Birthday
September 26
Bio
I have a new blog: www.suburbanhobo.com Grew up in Jackson Heights, New York, but now live in Jersey. Married and the proud owner (servant?) of 4 cats, including a little blind guy named Quincy. Jobs have included: English teacher in U.S. and abroad, cabaret performer and member of a NYC sketch comedy troupe; now a legal secretary and freelance writer. Other jobs: canvasser for NYPIRG/cannery worker in Naknek, Alaska (a fisherman told me it was "the ugliest part of Alaska")/dog kennel cleaner/member of the swine and poultry crew on a California farm. "Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." Samuel Beckett

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Remember Victoria Jackson, the little-girl voiced former SNL alumna (1986 to 1992) who did a sexy skit called “Victoria’s Secrets”?  Maybe not.  Well, she was cute and bubbly.

 

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Victoria Jackson on SNL
 

She was raised by devout Christian parents in M… Read full post »

DECEMBER 27, 2011 1:13PM

Christmas Here and Gone

“Christmas time is here

We'll be drawing near

Oh, that we could always see

Such spirit through the year . . .”

                        Vince Guaraldi Trio

 

Another Chri… Read full post »

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DECEMBER 21, 2011 12:44PM

Requiem for the Jerry Springer Nation

“It’s a show. It’s not the end of Western Civilization.  It’s chewing gum.”

                        Jerry Springer

 

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It was Christmas, 1991.  I was living alone in Astoria, Queens, after being recently dumped by my now ex-fiancé, Georg, who was German-American (German on his mother's side) who was living in Germany.  We lived there together from 1990 to 1991:  I was teaching English on a Fulbr/… Read full post »

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DECEMBER 15, 2011 12:27PM

My Favorite Bimbo: Ann Coulter

The tall leggy blonde’s favorite phrase is “douche bag” and she’s “all for” public floggings.  She’s a good friend of Bill Maher; rumor has it they were once lovers. 

 

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Maher has called her a “witty, fun drinking comp… Read full post »

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DECEMBER 12, 2011 1:17PM

Christmas Without Kids

My husband says I write too much about my mom and maybe I do, but she has been my “child” for so long I guess I can’t help myself.  Very co-dependent of me.  The mentally ill have a way of getting under your skin.

 

 

It’s almost the end… Read full post »

“These are the times that try men’s souls.”

                        Thomas Paine

 

On Monday, December 6, a 38-year old Texas woman who had tried for months but wa… Read full post »

Georgie Weiss:  “Kid, you must have me confused with David Selznick.  I don’t make major motion pictures: I make crap.”

Edward D. Wood, Jr.:  “Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you’ve got something.”

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NOVEMBER 23, 2011 12:26PM

Beautiful Girls

 

“If you’re ever in a jam, here I am
If you’re ever in a mess, S-O-S
If you ever feel so happy, you land in jail; I’m your bail.
It’s friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgot, Ours will still be hot.
Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah… Read full post »

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NOVEMBER 20, 2011 2:53PM

Dueling Crazies: A Thanksgiving on Long Island

Thanksgiving has always been my favorite holiday.  A time to eat turkey and stuffing, no purchases necessary.  As for so many in others, it's been a tough year financially and otherwise, so my husband L and I have decided we are not exchanging gifts with anyone this year. 

Still,… Read full post »

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NOVEMBER 9, 2011 11:12AM

Mama Don't Take My Wheelchair Away

“Kodachrome
They give us those nice bright colors
They give us the greens of summers
Makes you think all the world's
a sunny day
I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph
So mama don't take my Kodachrome away.”
  

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OCTOBER 27, 2011 12:37PM

They Came for Mama's Brain

“You cut up his brain you bloody baboon! . . . You cut out his memory! You took his identity! And that's what you want to do to me!”                       
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OCTOBER 25, 2011 11:23AM

Carnival of Souls

 

On Saturday nights, my brother Rick and I used to watch Chiller Theatre on WPIX / Channel 11 right after the WWF.  It was our ritual; we’d watch lying down on the sofa on our stomachs with pillows under our heads. 

 

 

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Rick and me

 

 

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OCTOBER 23, 2011 6:53PM

Purple in the Park

Today was a beautiful day for a walk, and it marks my second year participating in the Walk to End Alzheimer’s in Riverside Park, New York.  The colors of the Alzheimer’s Association are purple and white as are the T-shirts we receive for raising $100, long-sleeved shirts for $500 orRead full post »

OCTOBER 19, 2011 10:09PM

50 Dead in Ohio

“All things bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small,
All things wise and wonderful,
The Lord God made them all.”

       Anglican hymn

When I heard the story this morning about the animals running amok in Zanesville, Ohio, I never realized it was goin… Read full post »

OCTOBER 19, 2011 11:36AM

Occupy Ohio: Exotic Animals Run Amok

This story was inspired, in part, by Charlie Kazfranco’s “GOP's New Trap to Halt the Occupy Wall Street Protest.”  My husband Lorin assisted in the writing of this piece. 

Last night in Zanesville, Ohio, dozens of animals fled a wild animal preserve that houses bears, big… Read full post »

OCTOBER 16, 2011 8:04PM

Life is Like a Box of Chocolates

“I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
it’s lonely out in space,
on such a timeless flight.”

                        Elton John

As I mentioned in an earlier post, mom lRead full post »

OCTOBER 14, 2011 11:26AM

Panic in Zuccotti Park

 

“WNBC reported that at least 10 people had been arrested as police tried to stop about 500 people, with brooms raised in the air, from marching on Wall Street.

NBC News said that one person who had been arrested was injured and bleeding and was taken to the 7th precinctRead full post »

OCTOBER 11, 2011 12:35PM

Signs from the Great Magnet

“So this is how the world works, all energy flows
according to the whims of the great magnet.”

                        Hunter S. Thompson

 

At 8:45 a.m. on September 30,… Read full post »

OCTOBER 7, 2011 1:58PM

Why We Need Ann Coulter

Conservative pundit Ann Coulter has made some wild statements concerning the Occupy Wall Street protesters, but isn’t that what she does?  She is a self-described “pot stirrer” and has never pretended to be impartial or “balanced” in her views.  Don’t we/… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 29, 2011 4:59PM

Hoarders

 

Shana Tova.  Happy New Year, one and all.  I am not Jewish, but my husband is on his mother’s side, and I want to embrace all the goodness I can.  I had a big birthday a few days ago, and was treated to a surprise birthday party by a group/… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 21, 2011 12:11PM

Hazed by Christians

“. . . And they’ll know we are Christians by our love, by our love,
Yeah they’ll know we are Christians by our love.” 
                       Peter Scholtes 

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SEPTEMBER 12, 2011 5:37PM

Mom ♥ Sex and the City

A year or two ago, I discovered something new and surprising about my mom: she loves Sex and the City.  It’s shocking because she is a devout Catholic who never dated after the divorce or re-married, and perpetually complains about TV shows with too much sex and violence, although sheRead full post »

SEPTEMBER 10, 2011 9:52AM

Plastic Jesus and Gumbie

 

“I don’t care if it rains or freezes
long as I’ve got my plastic Jesus
ridin’ on the dashboard of my car.

Through my trials and tribulations
and my travels through the nation
with my plastic Jesus I’ll go far.”

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SEPTEMBER 4, 2011 4:22PM

What I Lost (and Gained) in the Flood

It was a disaster.  What “act of God” isn’t?  It happened a week ago today, and still no claims adjuster from the flood or home insurance company has appeared.  But strangely enough, I am okay with it.  We were the last house on our block in Rochelle Park, New Je… Read full post »