Two months from today, I will turn thirty, so naturally I’m trying to decide what to accomplish with the desperate dying gasps of my youth. This is difficult for a variety of reasons: two months isn’t actually very much time, as it turns out (remember September 28? done anything earth-shattering since then?), and also I can never seem to muster even the tiniest shit to give about goals and deadlines and milestones or any of that bullsmack.

Thanks to Google, it’s not hard to find the lists other people have assembled, mostly as advice given to 19-year-olds or graduating college seniors. I’ve cobbled together a few gems from my internet searching and assembled the following check list. Which I then modified. And then I checked everything off. Pass me that flight suit yo, because MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

10 Things to Do Before I Turn 30, Modified

√    Run Watch part of a marathon
 
√     See an episode of the Wonder Years of the World
 
√    Write a book blog post
 
√     Work for people who work in a developing nation (thanks GEI!)
 
√     Visit a psychic Use a Magic 8 Ball

 √    Have a baby back rib
 
√     Go See skydiving on television
 
√     Hold a tarantula kitten
 
√     Take your parents out to dinner lunch one at a time

√     Buy a housedress